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Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Forbes.com ^
| 9/25/06
Posted on 09/25/2006 8:44:40 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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"Spit it out, ya bastard!"
To: Slings and Arrows
this tea has an interesting taste to it...complex...mmmm
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posted on
09/25/2006 8:47:12 PM PDT
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verum ago
(To the Islamofascists: As long as your beliefs have you live in denial, so shall you die of it.)
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
"STELLALUNA!!!"
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posted on
09/25/2006 8:47:18 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
To: Slings and Arrows
how do you say..... GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
09/25/2006 8:47:47 PM PDT
by
RDTF
("We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us two.” Osama Bin laden)
To: Slings and Arrows
It's enough to drive you battea.
To: Slings and Arrows
the woman probably would have underwent That kind of stuff drives me crazy.
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posted on
09/25/2006 8:56:46 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
( I am sitting under my cone of silence, inside a copper wire cage wearing a tin foil hat...)
To: Slings and Arrows
Somebody needs to make bat shaped tea bags for Halloween!
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posted on
09/25/2006 8:57:42 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
To: Slings and Arrows
"We test many, many bats," he said, "but none that have drowned in a cup of tea before." If you're going to drown in something, drown in beer.
It would be a lot more fun.
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posted on
09/25/2006 9:29:50 PM PDT
by
Allegra
(Home, Sweet Home...was a lot of fun.)
To: Allegra
Don't tempt the Beer Snobs!
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posted on
09/25/2006 9:37:17 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; mikrofon; Tijeras_Slim
. . . "MOM!" 
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
09/25/2006 11:26:46 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Somebody needs to make bat shaped tea bags for Halloween!And serve them with Jimmmy Hoffa cupcakes.
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posted on
09/26/2006 6:39:06 AM PDT
by
Huntress
(Proud owner of Norman/Norma, the transsexual attack cat.)
To: Huntress
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posted on
09/26/2006 6:42:34 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
To: gov_bean_ counter
the woman probably would have underwentThat kind of stuff drives me crazy.
Same here.
Obviously, the author forgot to mention the treatment she would have "underwent" would have made her "much more betterer."
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posted on
09/26/2006 6:49:13 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
To: N. Theknow; gov_bean_ counter
Why not say...That kind of stuff drives me "batty"
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posted on
09/26/2006 8:03:04 AM PDT
by
Redcitizen
(When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk. -Tuco)
To: Slings and Arrows
A western Iowa woman is recovering from the shock of finding a drowned bat in her tea mug - after she sipped from the cup all day.
I gotta call shenanigans. How did she know the bat had drowned? Maybe it was the victim of a Mafia hit staged to look like a drowning.
Also, who the hell takes ALL DAY to drink one mug of tea?
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posted on
09/26/2006 10:03:12 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Thank you, Flyer . . . I have my music back.)
To: Xenalyte
I gotta call shenanigans. How did she know the bat had drowned? Maybe it was the victim of a Mafia hit staged to look like a drowning. The bat was found tied to a chair and poisoned at the bottom of an elevator shaft, where it had fallen onto a hail of bullets. The coroner ruled the death a suicide.
Also, who the hell takes ALL DAY to drink one mug of tea?
If it's a big mug, and she keeps topping it off... (Sayeth the caffeine addict.)
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posted on
09/26/2006 10:09:40 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
To: Slings and Arrows
Ohhh! A halloween freebie!
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posted on
09/26/2006 7:27:14 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: Slings and Arrows
That's nothing - I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
To: Jack Hammer
...how he got into my pajamas I'll never know. < /groucho>
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posted on
09/28/2006 8:13:11 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
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