Hell, I had to take a second look since I was so tweaked
I may start a competing restaurant, Burkha Burgers, to give the feminists a place to eat.
It will feature women dressed in smart looking burkhas and delivering your burger to your car window on roller skates. Out back will be a medical clinic that offers discount abortions and clitorectomies.
Should be a big hit in Manhattan, S.F., and Seattle.
Franchises soon to be available!