I may start a competing restaurant, Burkha Burgers, to give the feminists a place to eat.
It will feature women dressed in smart looking burkhas and delivering your burger to your car window on roller skates. Out back will be a medical clinic that offers discount abortions and clitorectomies.
Should be a big hit in Manhattan, S.F., and Seattle.
Franchises soon to be available!
clitorectomy? Ouch! They are some sick puppies aren't they?