Arr! I be findin' meself a shoppin cart an' jolly roger fer teh purpose.
Me mates an' I goin' to rig 'erselve a pirate ship. We be havin' a plank with it, too.
When teh day comes, we's be takin' it to fer a spin through teh cafeteria, shoutin' catchy pirate catch phrases an' makin' people walk teh plank til we's bein' kicked out.
Arrr! They be on either side of me Buckin' head.