Next Attack Imminent: Muslims ordered to leave the United States (Conspiracy Alert!)

Canada Free Press ^ | Sept. 16, 2006 | paul L. Williams & David Dastych

[melt]

Next Attack Imminent: Muslims ordered to leave the United States By Paul L. Williams & David Dastych

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Urgent news from Abu Dawood, the newly appointed commander of the al Qaeda forces in Afghanistan:

Final preparations have been made for the American Hiroshima, a major attack on the U. S.

Muslims living in the United States should leave the country without further warning.

The attack will be commandeered by Adnan el Shukrijumah ("Jaffer Tayyer" or "Jafer the Pilot"), a naturalized American citizen, who was raised in Brooklyn and educated in southern Florida.

The al Qaeda operatives who will launch this attack are awaiting final orders. They remain in place in cities throughout the country. Many are masquerading as Christians and have adopted Christian names.

Al Qaeda and the Taliban will also launch a major strike (known as the "Badar offensive" against the coalition forces in Afghanistan during the holy month of Ramadan.

The American people will be treated to a final audio message from Osama bin Laden which will be aired within the next two weeks.

The announcements from Abu Dawood were obtained by Hamid Mir, the only journalist to interview Osama bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri, and Taliban leader Mullah Omar in the wake of 9/11. Mir earlier reports regarding the resurgence of the Taliban with support from Iran and an unofficial truce between President Pervez Musharraf and al Qaeda have been panned out by the press in recent months.

Mr. Mir interviewed Dawood on September 12 at the tomb of Sultan Mehmud Ghaznawi on the outskirts of Kabul. Dawood and the al Qaeda leaders who accompanied him were clean-shaven and dressed as Western reporters. The al Qaeda commandeer had contacted Mir by cell-phone to arrange the meeting. The contents of the encounter are as follows:

[TNdandelion]

If it was AQ alone, I'd completely agree. But they are starting to sound like President Imanutjob of Iran...and we are facing an upcoming election (the Spain Effect). I wouldn't bet any money either way but I also wouldn't ignore it.

[TNdandelion]

Hmm...we don't have any upcoming birthdays in my family. I NEED a reason to make a Carrot Cake. Any suggestions? Happy Third Week of September, maybe?

[Mr. Mojo]

Muslims living in the United States should leave the country without further warning.

Take heed, Muzzies!

[TBall]

If they do attack, I know what day it will be on. I had a dream.

[Mom MD]

Actually, we are commanded to look up, because our salvation draweth nigh.
Remember, Paul said COMFORT one another with these words, not scare each other to death with these words.

Whether this is it or something else will be, those in Christ have nothing to fear from the end times.

[Mr. Mojo]

.....and take out America as we know it

They couldn't do it. Even if they succeeded in detonating fission bombs in a few major U.S. cities (which of course is most improbable), we'd survive. ....and soon afterward a few hundred (out of our several thousand) hydrogen/fusion warheads would be on their way to annihilating the entire Islamic world.

[Alouette]

Muslims living in the United States should leave the country without further warning.

First Ford, now Muslims. Real estate in Dearborn is gonna be dirt cheap!

FRmail me to be added or removed from this Judaic/pro-Israel/Russian Jewry ping list.

Warning! This is a high-volume ping list.

[Mom MD]

As I understand it, these devices take intensive upkeep to keep them usable. Even if they were in working order in 1998 (which is questionable) as I understand it there is just about 0 chance that they would produce more than a fizzle now, eight yrs. later. Does anybody know more about this?

[Dog Gone]

There would be a very wide area - formerly quite densely populated - which would no longer be inhabitable, or suitable for any meaningful use for decades at a minimum.

For how many decades was Hiroshima uninhabitable?

[USF]

LOL... Thanks for the offer, but I'll be happy to convert him to a "moderate muslim" (ie, one at room temperature) for free.

I guess we could spend the cash on a celebration dinner. ;o)

[mtbopfuyn]

The attack will be commandeered by Adnan el Shukrijumah ("Jaffer Tayyer" or "Jafer the Pilot"), a naturalized American citizen, who was raised in Brooklyn and educated in southern Florida.

Bill O'Reilly was right about Florida.

[Just_an_average_Joe]

Relevant points of a research story by the Center for Nonproliferation Studies:

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First, the probability that any portable nuclear devices were lost prior to or after the breakup of the Soviet Union appears low; the scenarios of loss offered by the special commission in 1996 are actually the least plausible among other possible scenarios. This does not mean that the threat does not exist, but rather that at this moment, it is probably not the most immediate threat to the home security of the United States or to U.S. armed forces abroad.

Second, even if any devices were lost, their effectiveness should be very low or maybe even non-existent, especially if the loss occurred during the period of the greatest risk, in the early 1990s. Without scheduled maintenance, these devices apparently can produce only minimal yield and eventually possibly no yield at all, and can only serve as a source of small amounts of weapons-grade fissile materials.

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Article available at: http://cns.miis.edu/pubs/week/020923.htm

[highlander_UW]

Hehe, I wasn't suggesting we should write off any cities...just noting that the majority of each of the cities cited tend to be democrats...if they destroy those cities the US would be in a world of hurt, but politically, a large number of democrats would be the ones killed. So it just seems odd that the dems are too stupid to grasp that the terrorists are targeting them. They're convinced there is no such thing as terrorists and it's all something fabricated by Rove.

[RightWhale]

clean-shaven and dressed as Western reporters

How do Western reporters dress? Everybody around here is clean shaven this year. How are we supposed to pick out the one with the bomb with this kind of description?

[RightWhale]

The Hiroshima trolley continued to operate that very day all day including downtown. People began to come downtown the next day to look around and say stuff like 'Wow! One bomb did all that!'

[white trash redneck]

Muslims ordered to leave the United States

When I read this headline, I thought "Great! Bush finally gets it." But, no.

If only our government had the cojones...

[verity]

" Muslims ordered to leave the United States By Paul L. Williams & David Dastych "

Why are Williams and Dastych issuing this order? ;-)

[ex-Texan]

Video: Hezbollah Coming to America

"No big deal. Nothing to see here. Lock your doors, people. Shutter your windows. Time to move on."

[Petronski]

"...Nothing to see here..."

[queenkathy]

Hey My birthday is 9/19. Sept is a great month to have a birthday.