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Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
Ananova ^
| 2006
Posted on 09/15/2006 10:16:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hilf; napl; spinynorman; viniusinvictus
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To: Kate of Spice Island; Irish_Thatcherite
Er, I said Irish is sick...8^)
61
posted on
09/25/2006 12:15:53 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
To: rzeznikj at stout; Kate of Spice Island
Just my head, not anthing lower down than that...
:-P
62
posted on
09/25/2006 12:18:51 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
63
posted on
09/25/2006 12:25:49 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
To: rzeznikj at stout
64
posted on
09/25/2006 12:30:27 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Just got an MP3 player. And no, That Song is not on there.
Neither is that one song with the word "placenta" (can't think of the song name or artist).
This song was playing on my friend's radio when he was about to leave campus. Suddenly, our music professor (who looks like a skinny Karl Marx) walks out of his way to friend's car. Stands in front of the car, flashes a thumbs up and begins singing it... 8^)
65
posted on
09/25/2006 12:33:03 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
To: rzeznikj at stout
What a horrible ordeal!! :-P
66
posted on
09/25/2006 12:41:28 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Slings and Arrows
I think this one got more laughs from me for the title alone than anything in 7 years.
67
posted on
09/25/2006 12:46:32 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: Slings and Arrows
some threads just have to be read. its sort of like picking on a scab
68
posted on
09/25/2006 12:48:23 PM PDT
by
MilspecRob
(Most people don't act stupid, they really are.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
69
posted on
09/25/2006 12:49:47 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
To: rzeznikj at stout; All
The title caught my eye.
Thw whole witchdoctor thing makes it priceless...
70
posted on
09/25/2006 4:10:17 PM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
To: Kate of Spice Island; Irish_Thatcherite
71
posted on
09/25/2006 7:40:05 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
To: Yaelle
Some headlines just write themselves.
72
posted on
09/25/2006 10:11:25 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
To: rzeznikj at stout; Kate of Spice Island
*Witchdoctor song yet again stuck in my head, must replace it yet again with Milkshake...*
73
posted on
09/26/2006 1:05:39 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; rzeznikj at stout
Bloody Hell!
Get a stereo!
Sto pputting it back in our heads!
74
posted on
09/26/2006 1:43:01 PM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(Hey baby, did we go to different high schools together?)
To: Kate of Spice Island
Then don't put it in mine!!
75
posted on
09/26/2006 1:50:36 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
76
posted on
09/26/2006 1:57:11 PM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(Hey baby, did we go to different high schools together?)
To: Kate of Spice Island; Irish_Thatcherite
Or just do what I do...
I put Intoxica: The Best of The Revels on my MP3 player...8^)
77
posted on
09/26/2006 3:47:04 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
To: rzeznikj at stout; Irish_Thatcherite; Slings and Arrows
LOL!
I actually think it was S & A that started this witchdoctor in the head thing.
78
posted on
09/26/2006 5:53:06 PM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
(Hey baby, did we go to different high schools together?)
To: Slings and Arrows
That SMALL animal was unhurt?
hmmmm.....
79
posted on
09/26/2006 5:54:43 PM PDT
by
bannie
(HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
To: Kate of Spice Island; rzeznikj at stout; Irish_Thatcherite
I actually think it was S & A that started this witchdoctor in the head thing. I'm shocked - shocked! - that you would accuse me of such a thing.
o/~ If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd'a been married a long ago... o/~
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posted on
09/26/2006 8:25:55 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
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