[phoenix0468]

Didn't the Global Warming Pundits make claims that this was going to be the worst season on record? We were going to see catastrophy on a scale never before witnessed or something to that effect?

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What have we got? Global Warming Pundits!!!

[Publius]

Karl Rove's weather machine in Alaska is diverting hurricanes so that they will not hit the US -- until after the election. (We can't have another Katrina debacle.) By mid-November, Rove will turn off the machine, and we'll be hit by the last hurricanes of the season.

[GSlob]

What do you mean: "where are the hurricanes"? Karl Rove saves them for a rainy day, to hit, say, the iranians or the north koreans. Unless one saves a few hurricanes beforehand, organizing them ex nihil on a short notice is VERY difficult.

[JRios1968]

Wear our the huricains?!

[backhoe]

May I be the first?

Bush's Fault!®

[fgoodwin]

Helene, Gordon Lose Steam

http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/3964391.html

(September 20, 2006)--Hurricane Helene has been downgraded to a Category Two storm, while Hurricane Gordon has weakened as it races toward the sparsely-populated Azores.

Helene had been a Category Three with top sustained winds near 115 miles-per-hour, but now has winds near 110 miles-per-hour.

Forecasters at the National Hurricane Center say they expect Helene to stay out at sea, while Gordon is expected to retain hurricane strength as it crosses the islands off the Atlantic coast of Africa later in the day.

Gordon should then be absorbed by a larger weather system.

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Where are the Hurricanes?

Not in the Top Twenty, that's for sure.

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Here's Gordon - a beautiful storm:

Hurricane Gordon as seen aboard the Space Shuttle Atlantis. A crewmember
took the image with a digital still camera. Photo: AP/NASA

[3IDVET]

I live in Louisiana and I have been wondering about this exact thing..Heck I thought by now we'd been blown away by all those storms that gore and his loser crew said would be worse this hurricane season "oh my, oh my the sky is falling, the world is ending soon"..I can tell y'all right now we have had below normal temps here this summer, yes it's been hot, but nothing like it should be. AMOF It's been chilly the last month or so, lows in the 50's 60's highs in the 80's 90's.. So I guess we can blame or Thank Pres Bush for this? Global warming or cooling is a natural thing the earth has been going through for millions of years..I'm no scientific genius, but I read and watch enough Discovery, NGC, Science channel(Yes, I know these channels can be as bad as the MSM) to know the truth..Saying that we are the main cause of global warming, is like saying the dinosaurs cause the asteroid ,that wiped them out, to hit the earth..As an example all the active volcano's around the globe alone put more greenhouse gases in the atmosphere in a day than we do in a month. The way I look at it we could be wiped out instantly by so many things asteroids, suppervolcanos, solar flares, just to name a few.. IMO global warming is just another natural thing that can wipe us out, but it'll take 100's or 1000's of years and may not happen at all..

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

Where are the Hurricanes?

Karl Rove's hurricane machine is offline this season while Halliburton attempts to fix some user-identified issues.