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1 posted on 09/15/2006 6:20:28 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: Mr. Brightside

LOL! This thread is so zotted, but the headline is great and the story even funnier!


2 posted on 09/15/2006 6:22:23 AM PDT by RebelBanker (We must not and cannot let the perfect be the enemy of the good.)
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ROFL!!


3 posted on 09/15/2006 6:23:56 AM PDT by KoRn
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4 posted on 09/15/2006 6:23:56 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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Why would a WOMAN have a fake penis for a urine test?


6 posted on 09/15/2006 6:24:42 AM PDT by RockinRight (She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
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He could have used his pregnant sister's urine for the drug test...... (Up In Smoke)


7 posted on 09/15/2006 6:25:20 AM PDT by Inge_CAV
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This ain't "news/activism". Pls move it to "Chat/Garbage".


9 posted on 09/15/2006 6:25:38 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys-Reagan and Bush)
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Just speechless, I dont know where to start.

Next on Jerry Springer.....

12 posted on 09/15/2006 6:27:19 AM PDT by Lurking in Kansas (Nothing witty hereā€¦ move on.)
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Is this desperate for news Friday?
15 posted on 09/15/2006 6:28:34 AM PDT by tobyhill (The War on Terrorism is not for the weak.)
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How long do you set the microwave for?


16 posted on 09/15/2006 6:28:56 AM PDT by Raycpa
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ROTFLMAO...


19 posted on 09/15/2006 6:29:46 AM PDT by ChristianDefender (Never Give Your Enemy (ROP) A Foothold.)
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20 posted on 09/15/2006 6:29:50 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (Nothing is less menacing than a pug growling at you, except a liberal trying to argue his point)
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If you're going to read the magazines you have to buy them. And don't even *think* of microwaving urine in a fake penis. Next!


22 posted on 09/15/2006 6:31:07 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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Couldn't they just carry the urine in an ordinary container...? LOL


24 posted on 09/15/2006 6:32:56 AM PDT by paudio (Universal Human Rights and Multiculturalism: Liberals want to have cake and eat it too!)
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Why did they have to replace the microwave?


25 posted on 09/15/2006 6:33:35 AM PDT by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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A new porn movie. HOT ROD!


26 posted on 09/15/2006 6:33:52 AM PDT by JackDanielsOldNo7 (On guard until the seal is broken)
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"So, how do you like your penis, boiled, baked?"

Actually I prefer that you smoke it.

32 posted on 09/15/2006 6:37:11 AM PDT by DungeonMaster
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From "Bachelor Party":


"Is that a foot long?"

"And then some."


35 posted on 09/15/2006 6:42:39 AM PDT by dfwgator
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"Well, sir, I've got good news and bad news for you. The good news is, your urine test came back negative for drugs. The bad news is, you appear to be pi$$ing jalapenos and nacho cheese."


36 posted on 09/15/2006 6:43:03 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("How'd you get that scar, mister?" "Nicked myself shaving.")
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martin is sleeping away while the microwaved penis case comes to fruition.


37 posted on 09/15/2006 6:43:39 AM PDT by xsmommy
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What a waste of a perfectly good whizzinator!!
38 posted on 09/15/2006 6:46:11 AM PDT by JZelle
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