Posted on 09/15/2006 6:20:25 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store
Fake Penis Holds Urine For Drug Test
POSTED: 8:45 am EDT September 15, 2006
MCKEESPORT, Pa. -- The case of the fake male organ is now closed.
A man and woman who asked a Pennsylvania convenience store clerk to microwave a fake penis have settled disorderly conduct charges
A woman named Leslye Creighton, 41, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct charges in connection with the incident last February at a convenience store near Pittsburgh.
The incident began when Creighton's friend, Vincent Bostic, 31, filled a fake penis with his urine, which Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. On the way to the test, the couple stopped at a convenience store and asked a clerk to heat it in a microwave. They had wrapped it in a paper towel.
A shocked store clerk called police, thinking Creighton had put a severed male sex organ in the microwave. It turned out the object was fake, the type used to beat a urine test. Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature for the drug test, police said.
Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she's sentenced in November.
Charges were dropped against Bostic, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave.
That's a classic movie!
Sgt Stedenko...The Ajax Lady...
Lots of great laughs in that movie!
If you're going to read the magazines you have to buy them. And don't even *think* of microwaving urine in a fake penis. Next!
When I have a urine test...50 seconds on defrost usually does the trick.
Couldn't they just carry the urine in an ordinary container...? LOL
Why did they have to replace the microwave?
A new porn movie. HOT ROD!
This is a follow up. Here is the earlier thread.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1586247/posts
Perhaps the urine container was to be placed inside the woman.
Excuse me while I go disinfect my mind...
Aflac?
Just because you don't like the topic doens't mean it's not news.
Doesn't your microwave have a fake penis setting button?
Actually I prefer that you smoke it.
If the clerk put that thing in that microwave it was probably some board of health thing or maybe his boss thought it was a good excuse to get a free microwave.
*shrug* wth.
Of course, you know that an article like this wouldn't even raise an eyebrow at DU - Freepers are just sooo square.
From "Bachelor Party":
"Is that a foot long?"
"And then some."
"Well, sir, I've got good news and bad news for you. The good news is, your urine test came back negative for drugs. The bad news is, you appear to be pi$$ing jalapenos and nacho cheese."
martin is sleeping away while the microwaved penis case comes to fruition.
6 to 8 inches.
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