Posted on 09/15/2006 6:20:25 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store
Fake Penis Holds Urine For Drug Test
POSTED: 8:45 am EDT September 15, 2006
MCKEESPORT, Pa. -- The case of the fake male organ is now closed.
A man and woman who asked a Pennsylvania convenience store clerk to microwave a fake penis have settled disorderly conduct charges
A woman named Leslye Creighton, 41, pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct charges in connection with the incident last February at a convenience store near Pittsburgh.
The incident began when Creighton's friend, Vincent Bostic, 31, filled a fake penis with his urine, which Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. On the way to the test, the couple stopped at a convenience store and asked a clerk to heat it in a microwave. They had wrapped it in a paper towel.
A shocked store clerk called police, thinking Creighton had put a severed male sex organ in the microwave. It turned out the object was fake, the type used to beat a urine test. Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature for the drug test, police said.
Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she's sentenced in November.
Charges were dropped against Bostic, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave.
LOL! This thread is so zotted, but the headline is great and the story even funnier!
ROFL!!
How is the guy going to pass the drug test when his urine comes out hotter than a Starbucks coffee?
Why would a WOMAN have a fake penis for a urine test?
He could have used his pregnant sister's urine for the drug test...... (Up In Smoke)
The urine was for the woman. That's what's weird. It says "which CREIGHTON was using for a urine test."
This ain't "news/activism". Pls move it to "Chat/Garbage".
It isn't a guy, which makes the whole thing ever more weird.
It was for her friend.
Next on Jerry Springer.....
Salacious material!
I'm trying to figure that one out too. Maybe she was going to claim she was having a sex change?? I have only one theory that might hold up. These people are just STUPID!
How long do you set the microwave for?
Quit encourging those nannys!
That's why it's called dope.
ROTFLMAO...
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