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Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store
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| 9/15/06
Posted on 09/15/2006 6:20:25 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: Inge_CAV
That's a classic movie!
Sgt Stedenko...The Ajax Lady...
Lots of great laughs in that movie!
To: Mr. Brightside
If you're going to read the magazines you have to buy them. And don't even *think* of microwaving urine in a fake penis. Next!
To: Raycpa
When I have a urine test...50 seconds on defrost usually does the trick.
To: Mr. Brightside
Couldn't they just carry the urine in an ordinary container...? LOL
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:32:56 AM PDT
by
paudio
(Universal Human Rights and Multiculturalism: Liberals want to have cake and eat it too!)
To: Mr. Brightside
Why did they have to replace the microwave?
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:33:35 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: Mr. Brightside
A new porn movie. HOT ROD!
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:33:52 AM PDT
by
JackDanielsOldNo7
(On guard until the seal is broken)
To: RebelBanker
To: RockinRight
Perhaps the urine container was to be placed inside the woman.
Excuse me while I go disinfect my mind...
To: evets
To: yldstrk
Just because you don't like the topic doens't mean it's not news.
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:35:46 AM PDT
by
Toby06
(Hydrogen is not a fuel source! Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
To: Raycpa
Doesn't your microwave have a fake penis setting button?
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:36:52 AM PDT
by
Toby06
(Hydrogen is not a fuel source! Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
To: Mr. Brightside
"So, how do you like your penis, boiled, baked?"
Actually I prefer that you smoke it.
To: nuconvert
If the clerk put that thing in that microwave it was probably some board of health thing or maybe his boss thought it was a good excuse to get a free microwave.
*shrug* wth.
To: RockinRight
"Why would a WOMAN have a fake penis for a urine test?"
Of course, you know that an article like this wouldn't even raise an eyebrow at DU - Freepers are just sooo square.
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:41:58 AM PDT
by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: Mr. Brightside
From "Bachelor Party":
"Is that a foot long?"
"And then some."
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:42:39 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Mr. Brightside
"Well, sir, I've got good news and bad news for you. The good news is, your urine test came back negative for drugs. The bad news is, you appear to be pi$$ing jalapenos and nacho cheese."
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:43:03 AM PDT
by
Jonah Hex
("How'd you get that scar, mister?" "Nicked myself shaving.")
To: martin_fierro
martin is sleeping away while the microwaved penis case comes to fruition.
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:43:39 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Mr. Brightside
What a waste of a perfectly good whizzinator!!
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:46:11 AM PDT
by
JZelle
To: 1riot1ranger; al baby; albee; Argh; AtomicBuffaloWings; beaureguard; bedolido; beezdotcom; ...
Salacious Ping List ping! Thanks, CJ!
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:47:58 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.)
To: Raycpa
How long do you set the microwave for?6 to 8 inches.
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:51:06 AM PDT
by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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