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Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store
AP ^ | 9/15/06

Posted on 09/15/2006 6:20:25 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside

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To: Inge_CAV

That's a classic movie!

Sgt Stedenko...The Ajax Lady...

Lots of great laughs in that movie!


21 posted on 09/15/2006 6:30:48 AM PDT by MplsSteve
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To: Mr. Brightside

If you're going to read the magazines you have to buy them. And don't even *think* of microwaving urine in a fake penis. Next!


22 posted on 09/15/2006 6:31:07 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: Raycpa

When I have a urine test...50 seconds on defrost usually does the trick.


23 posted on 09/15/2006 6:32:22 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Mr. Brightside

Couldn't they just carry the urine in an ordinary container...? LOL


24 posted on 09/15/2006 6:32:56 AM PDT by paudio (Universal Human Rights and Multiculturalism: Liberals want to have cake and eat it too!)
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To: Mr. Brightside

Why did they have to replace the microwave?


25 posted on 09/15/2006 6:33:35 AM PDT by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: Mr. Brightside

A new porn movie. HOT ROD!


26 posted on 09/15/2006 6:33:52 AM PDT by JackDanielsOldNo7 (On guard until the seal is broken)
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To: RebelBanker

This is a follow up. Here is the earlier thread.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1586247/posts


27 posted on 09/15/2006 6:34:25 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: RockinRight

Perhaps the urine container was to be placed inside the woman.

Excuse me while I go disinfect my mind...


28 posted on 09/15/2006 6:34:35 AM PDT by RGSpincich
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To: evets

Aflac?


29 posted on 09/15/2006 6:35:06 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (Never Forget)
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To: yldstrk

Just because you don't like the topic doens't mean it's not news.


30 posted on 09/15/2006 6:35:46 AM PDT by Toby06 (Hydrogen is not a fuel source! Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
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To: Raycpa

Doesn't your microwave have a fake penis setting button?


31 posted on 09/15/2006 6:36:52 AM PDT by Toby06 (Hydrogen is not a fuel source! Hydrogen is an energy storage method, like a battery.)
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To: Mr. Brightside
"So, how do you like your penis, boiled, baked?"

Actually I prefer that you smoke it.

32 posted on 09/15/2006 6:37:11 AM PDT by DungeonMaster
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To: nuconvert

If the clerk put that thing in that microwave it was probably some board of health thing or maybe his boss thought it was a good excuse to get a free microwave.

*shrug* wth.


33 posted on 09/15/2006 6:41:15 AM PDT by happinesswithoutpeace (You are receiving this broadcast as a dream)
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To: RockinRight
"Why would a WOMAN have a fake penis for a urine test?"

Of course, you know that an article like this wouldn't even raise an eyebrow at DU - Freepers are just sooo square.

34 posted on 09/15/2006 6:41:58 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Mr. Brightside

From "Bachelor Party":


"Is that a foot long?"

"And then some."


35 posted on 09/15/2006 6:42:39 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Mr. Brightside

"Well, sir, I've got good news and bad news for you. The good news is, your urine test came back negative for drugs. The bad news is, you appear to be pi$$ing jalapenos and nacho cheese."


36 posted on 09/15/2006 6:43:03 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("How'd you get that scar, mister?" "Nicked myself shaving.")
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To: martin_fierro

martin is sleeping away while the microwaved penis case comes to fruition.


37 posted on 09/15/2006 6:43:39 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Mr. Brightside
What a waste of a perfectly good whizzinator!!
38 posted on 09/15/2006 6:46:11 AM PDT by JZelle
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To: 1riot1ranger; al baby; albee; Argh; AtomicBuffaloWings; beaureguard; bedolido; beezdotcom; ...
Salacious Ping List ping! Thanks, CJ!
39 posted on 09/15/2006 6:47:58 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.)
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To: Raycpa
How long do you set the microwave for?

6 to 8 inches.

40 posted on 09/15/2006 6:51:06 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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