Nope, my bedroom is down here.
It suffered the worst from the flooding (the water heater is located in my closet), so it's pretty much empty until this whole thing blows over (pun unintended). I'm sleeping in the living room on the couch but there's a fan in here, too, so it's not going to be much better.
Hmmmm.....
Poor Phil. Can you sleep upstairs for a few nights? I would think the fan noise would drive you nuts.