That, my FRiend, is an accomplishment.
We used to reserve a word for only the best of the best -- true accomplishments: ELEGANT.
It had to be CCW-driven. Dang! I saw one CCW raw program exactly once when I was watching a CE diagnose a bad disk drive. I xeroxed a copy of it, but was never able to test it (yeah, they'll let my application program run in SVC mode [LOL!]).
*sigh* Ah, for the days of elegance.
And for when "that's a great hack" was a high accolade.
Do you know if anybody on FR has ever posted the old classic "Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal" essay? If not, I might have to dig out my old copy and do a vanity someday....