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Happy 40th Birthday Salma Hayek
09.02.06 | Perdogg

Posted on 09/02/2006 5:46:46 PM PDT by Perdogg



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Another member of the 40th Club
1 posted on 09/02/2006 5:46:48 PM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Perdogg

Welp, she's old and used up now. time to move on to another generation to uphold as a sex symbol.

Who IS the young and sexy one these days?


2 posted on 09/02/2006 5:55:28 PM PDT by Mobile Vulgus
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To: Perdogg
Caliente!


3 posted on 09/02/2006 6:03:47 PM PDT by llevrok (When you take my gin from my cold, dead hand....)
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To: Perdogg

Needs to take the Weed-Eater to those eyebrows.

From there down, though.......


4 posted on 09/02/2006 6:19:40 PM PDT by digger48
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To: Perdogg

Heck, I thought this was the Simo Hayha thread.


5 posted on 09/02/2006 6:24:25 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: digger48
Heck, you call those eyebrows?

Of course, Hepburn always was kinda butch.

6 posted on 09/02/2006 6:34:32 PM PDT by Grut
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To: Perdogg
Her liberalism aside...

Selma is a pretty woman. If I can have beautiful and healthy looking skin like that when I turn 40 (which is creeping up on me), I'd be a happy woman.
7 posted on 09/02/2006 6:49:21 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Perdogg

PICS! PICS! PICS!!!!


8 posted on 09/02/2006 7:11:45 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: pcottraux

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1297925/posts


9 posted on 09/02/2006 7:17:44 PM PDT by Nihil Obstat
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To: Nihil Obstat

Okay, that is one of the funniest things I've ever read.


10 posted on 09/02/2006 7:22:03 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: MotleyGirl70

Yes, nothing happens when you hit 40. ;) I enjoyed liberal looks at Salma in "Desperado" and in "From Dusk til Dawn"


11 posted on 09/02/2006 7:28:26 PM PDT by Perdogg (My friends say I should act my age - What's my age again?)
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To: tet68

Kudos for the obscure Finnish sniper reference and bump..


As for Salma..Oy...shes still hotter than 99% of those anorexic women in hollywood.

She can come visit me..Im just a leetle older than her. A middle-aged slightly grey journalist with a love for guns, tequilla and sultry latin babes.


12 posted on 09/02/2006 8:06:00 PM PDT by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: llevrok

I'll take a Salma Hayek Charlize Theron sandwich please.


13 posted on 09/02/2006 8:09:29 PM PDT by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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To: Perdogg

That's how it goes in the Wild Wild West. [raps once more]
Cartman: [End of Cat Orgy. Shelley watches him perform and grins, then joins him in the dance]
Well, I'm a badass cowboy living in a cowboy's
Age, wicky wicky scratch yo yo bang bang
[credits roll]
Me and Artemus Clyde Frog go save
Salma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky wicky wick, wicky wicky wick, Fresh
Cowboy from the Westside.
Wicky wicky scratch yo yo bang bang
Me and Artemus Clyde Frog go save
Salma Frog Polly Prissy Pants go down to…
Well… mm-Rumpertumskin.


14 posted on 09/02/2006 8:21:26 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Perdogg

15 posted on 09/02/2006 8:24:50 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Perdogg

yeah...I'd hit it




...again.


16 posted on 09/02/2006 9:24:09 PM PDT by Khurkris (When the levee breaks there'll be no place to hide.)
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To: Perdogg

She wants me...


17 posted on 09/02/2006 9:40:33 PM PDT by JRios1968 (This kid knows how to wallop a baseball!!!!!!)
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To: Perdogg

you dog... :) hehe


18 posted on 09/02/2006 10:15:48 PM PDT by Echo Talon
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To: Mobile Vulgus
Who IS the young and sexy one these days?

Jessica Biel
Jessica Alba
Jessica Simpson...

hmmm something about Jessica's I guess?

19 posted on 09/02/2006 10:17:51 PM PDT by Echo Talon
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To: Echo Talon

ALBA ME BABY!


20 posted on 09/02/2006 10:23:27 PM PDT by Mobile Vulgus
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