Posted on 09/02/2006 5:46:46 PM PDT by Perdogg
Welp, she's old and used up now. time to move on to another generation to uphold as a sex symbol.
Who IS the young and sexy one these days?
Needs to take the Weed-Eater to those eyebrows.
From there down, though.......
Heck, I thought this was the Simo Hayha thread.
Of course, Hepburn always was kinda butch.
PICS! PICS! PICS!!!!
Okay, that is one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Yes, nothing happens when you hit 40. ;) I enjoyed liberal looks at Salma in "Desperado" and in "From Dusk til Dawn"
Kudos for the obscure Finnish sniper reference and bump..
As for Salma..Oy...shes still hotter than 99% of those anorexic women in hollywood.
She can come visit me..Im just a leetle older than her. A middle-aged slightly grey journalist with a love for guns, tequilla and sultry latin babes.
I'll take a Salma Hayek Charlize Theron sandwich please.
That's how it goes in the Wild Wild West. [raps once more]
Cartman: [End of Cat Orgy. Shelley watches him perform and grins, then joins him in the dance]
Well, I'm a badass cowboy living in a cowboy's
Age, wicky wicky scratch yo yo bang bang
[credits roll]
Me and Artemus Clyde Frog go save
Salma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky wicky wick, wicky wicky wick, Fresh
Cowboy from the Westside.
Wicky wicky scratch yo yo bang bang
Me and Artemus Clyde Frog go save
Salma Frog Polly Prissy Pants go down to
Well
mm-Rumpertumskin.
yeah...I'd hit it
...again.
She wants me...
you dog... :) hehe
Jessica Biel
Jessica Alba
Jessica Simpson...
hmmm something about Jessica's I guess?
ALBA ME BABY!
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