To: 4yearlurker
A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear.
"That looks nasty," says the doctor.
"Nasty?!?" replies the man, "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
To: nuke rocketeer
What does wiping your butt and the Starship Enterprise have in common?....
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
221 posted on
09/01/2006 11:27:03 AM PDT by
4yearlurker
(12th district Freeper.)
To: nuke rocketeer
Have you heard about the plastic surgeon;
He hung himself
257 posted on
09/01/2006 1:10:00 PM PDT by
oldtimer2
(You don' t defeat terrorism with temperance)
To: nuke rocketeer
A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear.
"That looks nasty," says the doctor.
"Nasty?!?" replies the man, "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
Then the doctor noticed the carrot sticking out of his nose. He said, "You're not eating properly."
259 posted on
09/01/2006 5:36:11 PM PDT by
generally
(Ask me about FReepers Folding@Home)
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