[4yearlurker]

Did you hear about the blind carpenter.. he picked up his hammer and saw.


The crook fell asleep in the police station...he was under arrest.

[nuke rocketeer]

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.

[nuke rocketeer]

Did you hear about the X-ray specialist who married one of his patients?
Everybody wondered what he saw in her.

[nuke rocketeer]

A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear.
"That looks nasty," says the doctor.
"Nasty?!?" replies the man, "this is just the tip of the iceberg."

[nuke rocketeer]

There was also a vampire who became a vegitarian.... he turned into a fruit bat.