To: 4yearlurker
There was also a vampire who became a vegitarian.... he turned into a fruit bat.
To: nuke rocketeer
222 posted on
09/01/2006 11:28:03 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
( If you can't, you must. If you must, you can.)
To: nuke rocketeer
Did you hear about the guy who opened a dynamite factory?..
business is booming!
223 posted on
09/01/2006 11:28:46 AM PDT by
4yearlurker
(12th district Freeper.)
To: nuke rocketeer
Two guys are trying measure a flagpole. They can't figure out how to do it.
Another fellow comes along and loosens the bolts at the base of the pole and lays it flat on the ground.
The other two look at each other. They tell the third fellow: "you idiot,we want the height,not the length!"
224 posted on
09/01/2006 11:34:09 AM PDT by
4yearlurker
(12th district Freeper.)
To: nuke rocketeer
Did you hear about the two gay judges?..
They tried each other.
225 posted on
09/01/2006 11:35:58 AM PDT by
4yearlurker
(12th district Freeper.)
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