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To: nuke rocketeer
Two guys are trying measure a flagpole. They can't figure out how to do it.

Another fellow comes along and loosens the bolts at the base of the pole and lays it flat on the ground.

The other two look at each other. They tell the third fellow: "you idiot,we want the height,not the length!"
224 posted on 09/01/2006 11:34:09 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (12th district Freeper.)
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To: 4yearlurker
William Pitt walks past a bar.

*ba-dum TSH*

238 posted on 09/01/2006 12:03:15 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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