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Early beer run lands ex-con back in jail [CT]
Stamford Advocate ^ | August 31 2006 | Zach Lowe

Posted on 08/31/2006 1:49:32 PM PDT by Koblenz

STAMFORD -- An ex-con celebrated his return to freedom early yesterday by stealing two cases of beer from a parked delivery truck downtown, police said.

Police arrested Steven Linton, 36, of the homeless shelter at 597 Pacific St., when they found him drinking the stolen beer near where the truck had been parked, Sgt. Robert Shawinsky said.

Linton's parole expired yesterday morning after he finished a six-month sentence on drug charges, state officials said.

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TOPICS: Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: beer; con; idiot; parole; prison
Not all of us can be born smart, I guess!
1 posted on 08/31/2006 1:49:33 PM PDT by Koblenz
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To: Koblenz

Some stories just write themselves!


2 posted on 08/31/2006 1:52:18 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: Koblenz
Steven Linton, 36, of the homeless shelter

Some people like the cot, meals and security of being locked up.

3 posted on 08/31/2006 1:58:42 PM PDT by Onelifetogive (* Sarcasm tag ALWAYS required. For some Freepers, sarcasm can NEVER be obvious enough.)
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To: Koblenz

Yeah. Doesn't seem like the best of plans!


4 posted on 08/31/2006 2:04:23 PM PDT by Mrs. Darla Ruth Schwerin
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To: Koblenz

He'll be a Man Among Men back in the slammer. Cons love a good story. :o)


5 posted on 08/31/2006 2:15:13 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: Onelifetogive
Some people like the cot, meals and security of being locked up.

Just saw a thing on TV today about elderly prisoners.There was one guy who had escaped from a prison work detail about 40 years ago who today appears to be in his 70's or 80's.Seems the family decided that they either couldn't afford to pay for a nursing home for him (or didn't want to) so they called the local sheriff and told him that grandpa was wanted for escape.Now he's serving a long stretch in the prison's nursing home section.

It was pretty sad,actually.

6 posted on 08/31/2006 2:35:45 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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To: Gay State Conservative

Sad thing is, it may be a better nursing home than the average.


7 posted on 08/31/2006 3:45:57 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET, IN MY SWAMP, BUAIDH NO BAS)
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