I can't cut my grass.

me ^ | 8/31/06

[LouAvul]

I can't cut my grass because there's about a million wasps (or something like wasps) flying around at ground level.

What are they looking for and how can I get rid of them?

[martin_fierro]

Beer.

[ShadowDancer]

Sit amongst them, they're very receptive to the Dr. Dolittle thing. You will be the Wasp Whisperer.

[Dog Gone]

Hire an illegal to cut your grass and don't sweat it.

[Dinsdale]

So don't cut it.

Remember your neigbors are evil and need to be punished.

Park a junk car there and put it up on blocks.

[cripplecreek]

Got any dumb neighborhood kids around?

[madison10]

They most likely are looking for a winter home and/or food. What State do you live in?

[MHGinTN]

Probably yellow jackets. Beer in saucers will rid you of the nuisance.

[Mo1]

gasoline???

You get rid of the wasps and you won't have to cut the grass

[TexasCajun]

Be careful, some folks are highly allergic to insect venom.

[Mo1]

you are sooo bad *L*

[Constitution Day]

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

[1Old Pro]

First where do you live, they could be yellow jackets with nests burrowed underneath the lawn. Some people burn them out. Also, perhaps this is caused by climate change and global warming. In that case, you should stop driving your SUV.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

What are they looking for and how can I get rid of them?

Food. You can't.

[lowbridge]

What are they looking for

A free toke.

and how can I get rid of them?

Dont call the cops with all that grass lying around, man. Buy a gun and show it to them.

[llevrok]

I'm calling PeTA

[NCC-1701]

Get a bulldozer. No more problem. Come to think of it, no more yard, either.

[johnny7]

Now you got an excuse... whud'ya griping bout'?

[Mr. Jazzy]

Yup.

Yellow Jackets with an underground nest. They can get ugly. The beer in the saucers is your best best, as long as you can keep your neighbors away from it.