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DFU SONG: Walk Right In (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- CNN reporterette tinkle break caught on the air)
DFU SONGS ^ | 8-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 08/29/2006 5:39:13 PM PDT by doug from upland

Writing the history of our time in song.

MIDI - WALK RIGHT IN --- (cut and paste into your browser and get the music)
http://members.aol.com/katydidit/vplaces/midilink.htm

She's gonna walk right in...she'll sit right down...Kyra's gonna take a pee
She's gonna walk right in...she's on the air...it's as funny as can be

Everybody's flocking to the clip for some mocking...Kyra Phillips just made history
She's gonna walk right in...she'll sit right down...Kyra's gonna take a pee

Walk right in...she'll sit right down...her sister-in-law she will rip
Walk right in...she's on the air...come on, Kyra, get a grip

Everybody's flocking to the clip for some mocking...Kyra Phillips made history
Walk right in...she'll sit right down...Kyra's gonna take a pee

Walk right in...she'll sit right down...she says her man's really great
She's gonna walk right in...she's on the air...CNN, what is her fate?

Everybody's flocking to the clip for some mocking...Kyra Phillips made history
Walk right in...she'll sit right down...Kyra's gonna take a pee

Walk right in...she'll sit right down...I could hear a zipper sound
Walk right in...she's on the air...her embarrassment's profound

Everybody's flocking to the clip for some mocking...Kyra Phillips made history
Walk right in...she'll sit right down...Kyra's gonna take a pee
While Bush speaks she talks and she goes pee


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cnn; mainstreammedia; tinkle; uplandtunes; ziiiiiiip

1 posted on 08/29/2006 5:39:15 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

Oops! CNN Airs Anchor's Girltalk Over Bush Speech
Posted by Megan McCormack on August 29, 2006 - 14:38.
Looking for a "passionate, compassionate, great, great" man? Well, according to CNN's Kyra Phillips, they do indeed exist. During CNN's live coverage of President Bush's remarks from New Orleans, Phillips was unaware that her microphone was on and picked up portions of a conversation she was having with another woman. At 12:49pm EDT, those listening carefully could hear Phillips praise her husband:

Phillips: "Yeah, I'm very lucky in that regard with my husband. My husband is handsome and he is genuinely a loving, you know, no ego--you know what I'm saying. Just a really passionate, compassionate great, great human being. And they exist. They do exist. They're hard to find. Yup. But they are out there."

Phillips also inadvertently revealed how she feels about her sister-in-law:

Phillips: ""Brothers have to be, you know, protective. Except for mine. I've got to be protective of him...Yeah. He's married, three kids, but his wife is just a control freak."

Video clip (1minute 38seconds): Real (2.6MB) or Windows Media (3.06MB), plus MP3 audio (478KB)

The full transcript is behind the cut [including one vulgarity]:

The audio of Phillips. conversation could be heard overriding President Bush's remarks approximately ten minutes into the President's speech. While the President could be heard during the exchange, Phillips's gaffe was very distracting:

Kyra Phillips: ""assholes.Yeah, I'm very lucky in that regard with my husband. My husband is handsome and he is genuinely a loving, you know, no ego.[unintelligible] you know what I'm saying. Just a really passionate, compassionate great, great human being. And they exist. They do exist. They're hard to find. Yup. But they are out there."

[unidentified woman]: "We'll see. He's going to come, you know, he's set for an extended visit.[unintelligible]"

Phillips: "I mean, that's, that's how you figure it all out, those extended visits. [laughter]"

[unidentified woman]: "Yeah, but my mom, I think she really likes him."

Phillips: "Mom's got a good vibe? Good."

[unidentified woman]: "Yeah, my brother's the one that.[unintelligible]"

Phillips: "Brother-of course, brothers have to be, you know, protective. Except for mine. I've got to be protective of him."

[unidentified woman [unintelligible]

Phillips: "Yeah. He's married, three kids, but his wife is just a control freak."

[unidentified woman #2]: "Kyra."

Phillips: "Yeah, baby?"

[unidentified woman #2]: "Your mic is on. Turn it off. It's been on the air."

Seconds later, Daryn Kagan stumbled through this awkward transition:

Daryn Kagan: "Alright, we've been listening in to President Bush as he speaks in, uh, New Orleans today. This is the one year anniversary of Katrina making land shore there. President Bush saying if another natural disaster hits, our country. We must, uh, react better than that. Let's listen in once again to President Bush."


2 posted on 08/29/2006 5:40:27 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

Lol!
Good job!
And fast!


3 posted on 08/29/2006 5:42:30 PM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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To: doug from upland

Did she apologise yet? Oh wait, she's a liberal and they don't apologise for anything they do wrong.


4 posted on 08/29/2006 5:43:59 PM PDT by Normal4me
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To: KarinG1; StarFan; dutchess; AliVeritas; LUV W; Past Your Eyes

Ping


5 posted on 08/29/2006 5:45:43 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland

Kyra Phillips just made history --- ditch the "just"....I changed it in the other two stanzas


6 posted on 08/29/2006 5:47:48 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: Enterprise

Ping


7 posted on 08/29/2006 6:10:31 PM PDT by MelonFarmerJ
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To: Normal4me

want a good laugh.... I laughed for 15 min straight... check out this website... http://www.thepeoplescube.com/


8 posted on 08/29/2006 9:15:18 PM PDT by Colt_45cal
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To: doug from upland

Kyra covering President Bush's New Orleans speech on Hurricane Katinkle.


9 posted on 08/30/2006 7:22:25 AM PDT by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: doug from upland; Berosus; Cincinatus' Wife; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; ...

LOL!!!!


10 posted on 08/31/2006 12:20:39 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (updated my FR profile on Thursday, August 10, 2006. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: SunkenCiv

Must have gone around the world, I saw it on the TV 'news' in Australia!


11 posted on 08/31/2006 3:24:56 PM PDT by Fred Nerks (ENEMY + MEDIA = ENEMEDIA)
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