[EricT.]

I would think that a mike stand would be a reasonable substitute for a pole if the stripper were a pole dancer

Mic stands are usually lightly constructed, with adjustable lengths held by simple friction. If worn even slightly, they are sometimes unable to hold up a microphone where you want it to stay...no chance of holding up a pole dancer.

[freedomlover]

I challenge the best, er, dancer, to hang onto your average mic stand if its lengths are WELDED together.

[xkaydet65]

I've seen Springsteen swing upside down on one during a performance.