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Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive
AP ^
| 8/28/06
| Staff
Posted on 08/28/2006 7:26:35 AM PDT by Millee
A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.
No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said.
The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua.
"She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."
Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs.
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: doggieping; dogsvscats; doh; ladydriver; licensetodrive; toonces; whendogsgobad; womendrivers
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To: Allegra
Yes........until the next time. I haven't decided whether to volunteer for AEF 5-6 yet. I wouldn't mind if I knew I had some good leaders, my last two TDYs have not had good leadership, so I am on the fence.
WELCOME HOME, GIRL!!! Thanks for the service that your provide to our Warriors.....
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posted on
08/28/2006 10:47:44 AM PDT
by
marmar
(Although, I may look different then you....my blood still runs....RED, WHITE, @ BLUE.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Millee; martin_fierro
Li said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive" Crouching Terrier, Hidden Driver
63
posted on
08/28/2006 11:01:00 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(or Hit-n-Run Driver...)
To: marmar
Thanks. I am so looking forward to my break from life here in The Sandbox.
What's really twisted is that when it's time for me to come back here, I'll be ready. And I'll be happy to come back. It happens to us all. We need serious psycohtherapy. LOL
But for now, I can hardly WAIT to get outta this place!
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posted on
08/28/2006 11:03:03 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(One more week...)
To: relictele
>Besides, we all know the only animal capable of driving is Toonces.<
Ahem. Did you forget this guy???
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posted on
08/28/2006 11:05:36 AM PDT
by
Darnright
(http://www.irey.com/)
To: Allegra
I have only been in Turkey and Oman, I have asked for Iraq or Kuwait several times but I haven't been given orders there. I still don't know if I will ask to be on the list. I know you will be ready to go back when it comes. Do you live in a tent and have shower trailers?
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posted on
08/28/2006 11:13:02 AM PDT
by
marmar
(Although, I may look different then you....my blood still runs....RED, WHITE, @ BLUE.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I did not forget your admission of hot monkey sex, with a real monkey You, young lady, are putting words in my mouth and desires in my heart. I merely SPECULATED as to what it would be like to share love with a lower primate. I have, in fact, slept with cloven hoofed beasts of the field.
You, in your feverish imagination have besmirched me by combining the two distantly related topics. I await your public apology.
Owl_Eagle
If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.
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posted on
08/28/2006 11:14:29 AM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Millee; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"...but Ossifer, the dog wash the only one who wash shober!"
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posted on
08/28/2006 12:16:40 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
To: Owl_Eagle
Your kids call you Daaaaad?
Come to think of it, there is a sheep farm down the road and one of the new babies looked like you......hmmmmm
To: N. Theknow
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posted on
08/28/2006 12:36:11 PM PDT
by
RushCrush
(I like pit bulls better than Democrats.)
To: HairOfTheDog
LOL! Love dogs; they are very smart; but teaching them to drive???
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posted on
08/28/2006 12:36:45 PM PDT
by
Humal
To: Slings and Arrows; Millee; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; ...
The dog might be sober, but he's being much too aggressive with other drivers.
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posted on
08/28/2006 12:43:44 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.)
To: Millee; Slings and Arrows
The dog crashed into the cat, the cat crashed into the rat, they all crashed into the fence that Jack built....
.... now the fence that Jack mended.........
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posted on
08/28/2006 12:48:18 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Lady Jag
Hah!!!!! That's Mr. Millee when he's driving! Bwahahahahaha!!
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posted on
08/28/2006 12:49:41 PM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Lady Jag
The dog might be sober, but he's being much too aggressive with other drivers. Now I know the problem - they should have castrated him beforehand!
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posted on
08/28/2006 12:50:01 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Millee
To be frank, Millee, that's me when I'm driving and I'm otherwise to genteel!
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posted on
08/28/2006 12:58:21 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Poor boy! Just because he wants to let off a little steam, you want him castrated?
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posted on
08/28/2006 12:59:59 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.)
To: Lady Jag
Only if he wants to drive a car..........
78
posted on
08/28/2006 1:01:46 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Do you have Learner's plates like UK?
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posted on
08/28/2006 1:03:55 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.)
To: Lady Jag
Yes.... why do you ask? *asks Irish_Thatcherite nervously...*
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posted on
08/28/2006 1:09:39 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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