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Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn
Spin.com ^
| 7/27/2006
| Spin.com editors
Posted on 08/27/2006 11:32:51 AM PDT by Yossarian
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OK, I know this is a month-old article, but I just came across it last night. (Someone posted an odd thread with a picture of Eddie Van Halen, and I thought maybe he died or something, so I googled EVH up.)
Man oh man, how far Eddie's fallen. For those of us in our late 30s or so, Eddie Van Halen was a rock god of the highest order - bringing musical innovation in equipment and tuning along with his hard-charging riffs. (The guy even has a patent!)
But now this, along with the fact that he's the very picture of a meth-head. Ugh. No wonder Valerie Bertinelli didn't want to hang around that. Frankly, Eddie Van Halen is on my deadpool list for 2007....
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:32:52 AM PDT
by
Yossarian
To: Yossarian
I like the "couples market" term - that's a new one!
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:45:58 AM PDT
by
Mac1
To: Yossarian
Eddie then:
Eddie now:
Sad. He has a 14 year old son.
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:46:34 AM PDT
by
Yossarian
(Everyday, somewhere on the globe, somebody is pushing the frontier of stupidity.)
To: Yossarian
This is sad,looking at that picture the phrase "dirty old man" comes to mind.
Lucky for his son, his mom (Valerie) seems to have her act together.
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:49:18 AM PDT
by
Kimmers
To: Yossarian
"The guy even has a patent!"
Is that for the D-Tuna?
To: Yossarian
Eddie hasn't aged too well.
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:49:44 AM PDT
by
Lawgvr1955
(You can never have too much cowbell !!)
To: Yossarian
Fantastic guitarist... A lot of hard miles.
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:50:07 AM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Head On. Apply directly to the forehead!)
To: Mac1
I like the "couples market" term - that's a new one!Yup - that means "right hand and left hand"!
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:50:50 AM PDT
by
Yossarian
(Everyday, somewhere on the globe, somebody is pushing the frontier of stupidity.)
To: Yossarian
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:51:52 AM PDT
by
RayStacy
To: Lawgvr1955
If they make a biopic of Eddie, maybe they can get Christopher Lloyd to portray Eddie in his final days.
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:52:08 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
( “I'm the Emperor, and I want dumplings!” (German: Ich bin der Kaiser und will Knödel.))
To: Lawgvr1955
Lucky for us he's not acting in the film!
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:53:15 AM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: RayStacy
To: Mac1
I like the "couples market" term - that's a new one! Oh, yeah, another thing: I saw the "clean" music video from this movie. It is really whacked out, with priests with bleeding mouths ranting while Eddie's wailing away on a pile of broken down TV sets. If I'm ever a member of a "couple" that even remotely gets their rocks off on that, I would bolt like like lightning out of that relationship!
Worst of all, the music is horrible! At least with the porn I've seen, the music is generally fun!
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:56:35 AM PDT
by
Yossarian
(Everyday, somewhere on the globe, somebody is pushing the frontier of stupidity.)
To: Yossarian
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:58:36 AM PDT
by
maggief
Call me brain-dead! LOL
http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/showthread.php?t=33079
One of the things that Eddie really, really liked, Ninn said, was the theme from Catherine. He did a remix, it still carries the melody, but its got a Kashmir-Led Zeppelin kind of feel to it now. A very, very powerful piece of music.
He said Van Halen was absolutely elated with the track, and the rocker himself confirmed, If Catherine doesnt move you, youre brain-dead.
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posted on
08/27/2006 12:00:21 PM PDT
by
maggief
To: Rb ver. 2.0
"The guy even has a patent!" Is that for the D-Tuna?
I'm not sure about the D-tuna, but since Eddie was so big on two-handed guitar techniques, he invented a support that flips out from the bottom of the guitar that lets you kind-of play it like a piano.
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posted on
08/27/2006 12:04:31 PM PDT
by
Yossarian
(Everyday, somewhere on the globe, somebody is pushing the frontier of stupidity.)
To: Yossarian
Meth head...? The guy survived oral cancer and can't kick the cigarettes and Moosehead. I never heard of meth in the picture.
Yossarian...that's Assyrian right?
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posted on
08/27/2006 12:05:44 PM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: HairOfTheDog
I cannot think of a more over-rated guitar player. All his tricks were ripoffs of other guitar players. Ask Robert Fripp.
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posted on
08/27/2006 12:09:10 PM PDT
by
gr8eman
(Everybody is a rocket scientist...until launch day!)
To: gr8eman
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posted on
08/27/2006 12:11:31 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Head On. Apply directly to the forehead!)
To: sully777
EVH had and beat the cancer in 2000. He didn't look this bad in 2001. I've NEVER seen booze and smokes do this to someone.
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posted on
08/27/2006 12:19:58 PM PDT
by
Yossarian
(Everyday, somewhere on the globe, somebody is pushing the frontier of stupidity.)
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