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Thank the Lord for George W. Bush and for One Zotted Troll Over Easy with Toast

Posted on 08/27/2006 7:21:10 AM PDT by a bush fan

I quake in fear in my bed each night, shivering with the thought that a Mooooslim is about to blow me up with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide. Then I realize that George W. Bush is in charge, and will personally stop such things. Then I can sleep for one more night.

What wll we ever do when he leaves office? I suppose we all will just die.


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To: a bush fan

I like your moniker, but I hope you're male.


21 posted on 08/27/2006 7:24:57 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: tiredoflaundry

Not to worry, ABF ... the Presidency will remain in safe, Republican hands.


22 posted on 08/27/2006 7:25:10 AM PDT by AngrySpud (Behold, I am The Anti-Crust ... Anti-Hillary)
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To: a bush fan
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23 posted on 08/27/2006 7:25:49 AM PDT by digger48
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To: a bush fan

Drat! Missed another IBTZ :-(


24 posted on 08/27/2006 7:25:57 AM PDT by Condor51 (Better to fight for something than live for nothing - Gen. George S. Patton)
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To: badpacifist

It obviously has practice with on handed keyboarding...Why I could not guess.


25 posted on 08/27/2006 7:26:07 AM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: a bush fan
I quake in fear in my bed each night,

Not only are you a lame troll but you're a neurotic coward. IBTZ

26 posted on 08/27/2006 7:26:21 AM PDT by A message (We who care, Can Not Fail)
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To: A message

IBTZ


27 posted on 08/27/2006 7:27:47 AM PDT by HelloooClareece ("We make war that we may live in peace". Aristotle)
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To: a bush fan

Don't worry - since he was "Selected Not Elected," he's still eligible for another two terms!


28 posted on 08/27/2006 7:27:59 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
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To: a bush fan
MODS, please don't pull the thread. Let the Viking Kittens play with their food.


29 posted on 08/27/2006 7:29:15 AM PDT by Condor51 (Better to fight for something than live for nothing - Gen. George S. Patton)
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To: 1rudeboy
"...I like your moniker, but I hope you're male...."

Given the predilectons of many of the moonbat left...that is not a fait accompli.

30 posted on 08/27/2006 7:29:40 AM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: a bush fan
We survived a dope-smoking, draft-dodging, corrupt, pathologically lying, impeached rapist who behaved like an ostrich in the face of Islamic terrorism for eight years, so I'm quite sure we'll survive the absence of President Bush.

But I will miss the entertainment value he's provided by tormenting intellectual lightweights and America haters.

31 posted on 08/27/2006 7:29:48 AM PDT by Coop (No, there are no @!%$&#*! polls on Irey vs. Murtha!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hai Yah!

32 posted on 08/27/2006 7:30:04 AM PDT by big'ol_freeper (It looks like one of those days when one nuke is just not enough-- Lt. Col. Mitchell, SG-1)
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To: badpacifist
How can you write this when you are so busy touching yourself.

ROTFL!!

33 posted on 08/27/2006 7:30:43 AM PDT by Coop (No, there are no @!%$&#*! polls on Irey vs. Murtha!)
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To: digger48
Actually, since Dubya stole the elections in 2000 and 2004, he'll be able to run in 2008 and 2012!

By then our little friend might even be able to vote!!

34 posted on 08/27/2006 7:31:44 AM PDT by Coop (No, there are no @!%$&#*! polls on Irey vs. Murtha!)
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To: a bush fan
"..blow me up with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide...."

And that is worse than your needing a bottle of hyrogen peroxide to enable you to blow something else up???

35 posted on 08/27/2006 7:32:38 AM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: rlmorel
And that is worse than your needing a bottle of hyrogen peroxide to enable you to blow something else up???

He's still recovering from the time he tried to bleach his hair with Clorox.

36 posted on 08/27/2006 7:33:58 AM PDT by dirtboy (This tagline has been photoshopped)
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To: a bush fan
I quake in fear in my bed each night, shivering with the thought that a Mooooslim is about to blow me up with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide.

Actually, it's spelled mooselim

37 posted on 08/27/2006 7:34:49 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 ("Conspiracy theories are the products of feeble minds." - A. Horvet)
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To: dirtboy

LOL!!!!!

THAT'S gonna leave a mark!


38 posted on 08/27/2006 7:34:58 AM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: dirtboy
He's still recovering from the time he tried to bleach his hair with Clorox.

his pubic hair, that is

39 posted on 08/27/2006 7:35:49 AM PDT by digger48
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his pubic hair, that is

Nah, with those he tried to be a metrosexual and shave them off. With a straight razor.

40 posted on 08/27/2006 7:36:48 AM PDT by dirtboy (This tagline has been photoshopped)
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