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Caption Katie Holmes and her keeper, Tom Cruise (vanity)
Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 8/23 | staff

Posted on 08/23/2006 11:43:52 AM PDT by redstates4ever



TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: caption; cruise; cultvictim; holmes; notmarried; poorgirl; scientology; shackeruppers; superadventureclub; unwedmother; xenusux
With a reasonable facsimile of a "happy smile" frozen on her face to placate her keeper, Katie Holmes tries desperately to send psychic thoughts to the photographers - "Someone! Anyone! HELP MEEEEE!!!!"
1 posted on 08/23/2006 11:43:53 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: redstates4ever

I don't get that feeling at all from that photo. What I see is a totally wiped out mind, brainwashed and a total slave. She's not crying for help because she doesn't know how to. LOL!


2 posted on 08/23/2006 12:00:17 PM PDT by micho
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To: redstates4ever

Mission Aborted


3 posted on 08/23/2006 12:09:15 PM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: redstates4ever

Cruise control.


4 posted on 08/23/2006 12:15:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A Few Good Taglines.)
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To: micho
Katie on the inside:
5 posted on 08/23/2006 12:16:19 PM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: micho

At least she hasn't married him yet. Since her baby may be nonexistent, she can still get out with no further attachment to Tom. If the baby does exist, she probably wouldn't have too much trouble proving that daddy dear is insane and unfit to have custody of a child.


6 posted on 08/23/2006 12:40:07 PM PDT by Cecily (`)
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7 posted on 08/23/2006 1:04:12 PM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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Now THAT's spooky...


8 posted on 08/23/2006 1:22:09 PM PDT by HeadOn (Pro Deo, Pro Familia, Pro Patria)
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To: redstates4ever

With all those millions, get that girl a trip to Britesmile.


9 posted on 08/23/2006 1:22:21 PM PDT by sandbar
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To: redstates4ever

FREE KATIE!


10 posted on 08/24/2006 12:30:49 PM PDT by gridlock (The 'Pubbies will pick up at least TWO seats in the Senate and FOUR seats in the House in 2006)
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To: redstates4ever

11 posted on 08/25/2006 10:37:23 AM PDT by monkapotamus
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