Would just love to explain why my tongue is so bumpy.
1 posted on
08/23/2006 7:09:36 AM PDT by
Millee
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2 posted on
08/23/2006 7:10:09 AM PDT by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Millee
I'm not touching this with a Ten-Foot Pole.
3 posted on
08/23/2006 7:10:19 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Millee
Now he can kiss his own ass.
To: Millee
New meaning to the term "ass-breath"?
To: mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; Tijeras_Slim; xsmommy; TheBigB; Constitution Day
Inexplicable pottymouth ping.
8 posted on
08/23/2006 7:12:37 AM PDT by
martin_fierro
("Coprolalia" only *sounds* pretty)
To: Millee
talking out of ..no no...talking with his a$$
9 posted on
08/23/2006 7:13:03 AM PDT by
going hot
(Happiness is a momma deuce)
To: Millee
Man. I bet he can talk some $heit.
10 posted on
08/23/2006 7:13:31 AM PDT by
mad puppy
( The Southern border is THE issue)
To: Millee
He can kiss his own ass from now on. No more need to ask others.
To: Millee
Everything tastes like a$$.
12 posted on
08/23/2006 7:14:35 AM PDT by
Toby06
(True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
To: Millee
Shocked, am I, that this thread didn't go high brow.
Owl_Eagle
If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.
13 posted on
08/23/2006 7:15:30 AM PDT by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Millee
Okay, I understand the need for a tongue and I am sorry the man had cancer. Why on Earth are they telling people about it?? If I have anything on my body made out of my own ass (other then my ass, of course) NOBODY is ever going to know!
To: Millee
Polish scientists, ever at the forefront of innovation. Butts into tongues! What will they think of next?
15 posted on
08/23/2006 7:21:18 AM PDT by
Alter Kaker
("Whatever tears one sheds, in the end one always blows one's nose." - Heine)
To: Millee
That's so when his boss is chewing his butt out, he can bite his tongue, and effectively get it from both ends...
16 posted on
08/23/2006 7:22:06 AM PDT by
Hegemony Cricket
(Rugged individualists of the world, unite!)
To: Millee
A chunk of the butt being called up into the big leagues. And to think some said that ass would never amount to anything. Whose getting the last laugh (literally) now.
Finally, the first oratator actually qualified to tell you about your ass. "I remember staring bleakly into that porcelain bowl yet again wondering what it would actually be like to express ones self beyond the occasionaly butt-trumpeting. Now, I'm calling the shots and people listen to me!
And best of all, food tastes much better on this end."
18 posted on
08/23/2006 7:29:21 AM PDT by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: Millee
I need tee pee for my tongue-hole.
21 posted on
08/23/2006 7:32:13 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: Millee
"I got shot in the butt-ox. The Army says it was a million dollar wound...getting shot in the butt-ox...but I ain't seen any of the money YET."
22 posted on
08/23/2006 7:39:04 AM PDT by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Millee
i sure hope he didnt have prostrate cancer too
To: Millee
"This man needs a TicTac!"
25 posted on
08/23/2006 7:45:55 AM PDT by
Niteranger68
(I gigged your peace frog.)
To: Millee
This man has his ass up his head!
27 posted on
08/23/2006 8:02:51 AM PDT by
Still Thinking
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
To: Millee
I don't buy it. The guy is obviously talking out of his butt.
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