A chunk of the butt being called up into the big leagues. And to think some said that ass would never amount to anything. Whose getting the last laugh (literally) now.
Finally, the first oratator actually qualified to tell you about your ass. "I remember staring bleakly into that porcelain bowl yet again wondering what it would actually be like to express ones self beyond the occasionaly butt-trumpeting. Now, I'm calling the shots and people listen to me!
And best of all, food tastes much better on this end."
Bwahahahahahaha!