Posted on 08/23/2006 7:09:32 AM PDT by Millee
A Polish man who had his tongue removed has had a new one made using tissue taken from his buttocks.
Jarislav Ernst, 23, from Gliwice, now has a functioning tongue made from his backside after surgery at the Oncology Clinic in Gliwice's General Hospital.
Head doctor Stanislaw Poltorek said: "The new tongue is alive and well-supplied with blood, and the patient is doing well."
Mr Ernst's tongue was removed after it was diagnosed with cancer.
Dr Poltorek added: "We removed the tumour-filled tongue, checking that there were no remaining cancerous cells around the patient's mouth, then collected skin, fat and nerve tissue from the man's buttocks and modelled that into a new tongue, which we sewed into his mouth."
I want to know what he's sitting on...half an a$$?
i sure hope he didnt have prostrate cancer too
"This man needs a TicTac!"
MUST
REFRAIN
FROM
REPLYING...
This man has his ass up his head!
LOL! But wouldn't it be fair to warn somebody before they kissed you?
I don't buy it. The guy is obviously talking out of his butt.
If life were fair, she wouldn't have ended up with an ass for a tongue.
I mean really, what would you say? "Hon, things are going great this evening, but I have to warn you- my tongue used to be part of my butt." Not a lot of second dates!
I can imagine someone getting really drunk and yelling, "Who wants to kiss my ass??? WOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
I just don't know what to say.
How fun would it be though, to give a big drunken smooch to someone you don't like & say, "Guesh whut? Yew jush kished my azz!" (hic)
ROTFL!!
Come on Millee....first thing in the morning & I gotta read about butt licking?
He'll have a permanent case of the zacklies. LOL
I'd kiss ya, but I'm a tad adventurous. :-)
Besides, it couldn't be any worse than morning breath!
LOL! You're bad!
LOL!
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