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Let's all chip in and buy Gramps a Segway, LOL!
1 posted on 08/21/2006 2:35:37 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
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To: SJackson

Midwest Humor Ping List worthy?


2 posted on 08/21/2006 2:36:13 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Get him a golf cart so he can stow his groceries, it should be legal for him to drive.


3 posted on 08/21/2006 2:37:26 PM PDT by Teflonic
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

They don't let you live!


5 posted on 08/21/2006 2:39:59 PM PDT by Argus
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

i'm guessing the problem might be the mower throwing up
rocks, etc. it shouldn't be too hard to arrange alternative
transportation for him so he can run his short errands.


6 posted on 08/21/2006 3:06:17 PM PDT by leda (Life is always what you make it!)
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To: Iowa Granny; Ladysmith; Diana in Wisconsin; JLO; sergeantdave; damncat; phantomworker; joesnuffy; ..
If you'd like to be on or off this Upper Midwest (WI, IA, MN, MI, and anyone else) list, largely rural issues, please FR mail me. And ping me is you see articles of interest.

It's wonderful. I remember Alvin Straight. I also remember an old geezer ticked for DUI driving his lawn tractor on the sholder a few years ago. To the local bar, where else.

7 posted on 08/21/2006 6:48:58 PM PDT by SJackson (The Pilgrims—Doing the jobs Native Americans wouldn't do!)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
I see guys like this in Madison at least once a week, it never struck me as a big deal.

Although if I was standing next to the mower and a couple rocks hit me in the face, I think I'd have a different opinion.
8 posted on 08/21/2006 6:56:41 PM PDT by Madison Moose
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Maybe if he just did a few neighbors a favor and mowed a strip their lawns on his trips, they would have nothing to hassle him about. At least he'd be using the mower for it's intended purpose, even if it happened to be all the way to the store.


17 posted on 08/22/2006 8:09:08 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
"Eighty-five-year-old Benjamin Steinbach said he'll stick to using his riding lawn mower on his grass and not take it on sidewalks to run errands around town. But a miffed Steinbach said Monday he still doesn't understand why the practice is prohibited."

He could always sell it to George Jones...
18 posted on 08/22/2006 8:10:55 PM PDT by decal (The Key To Flexibility is Indecision)
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