Oh dear...
I had a former supervisor whose pug used to do that. I remember one year when he and his wife hosted a big, fairly elaborate Christmas party. Everyone was sitting in the living room listening to Christmas music and attempting small talk when here came Widget with her bear, dropped it in the very center of the livingroom, did a quick walk around to make sure everyone was paying attention, and then she started giving the bear some pretty hot and heavy lovin'. Heh...
She got banished to another room, but it did kinda break the ice...
so did the guests follow suit? LOL!!!
Yes, that can be the life of the party, actually! LOL!
i think what's worse is the big dog whose nose is crotch level and that is where he sticks it upon meeting people. i was at someone's house last week where i had that happen. the owner was mortified, but it has to happen constantly, i would think.