i think what's worse is the big dog whose nose is crotch level and that is where he sticks it upon meeting people. i was at someone's house last week where i had that happen. the owner was mortified, but it has to happen constantly, i would think.
Yep...I've met a few of those! And what's worse is when they catch you from behind...
Then there was my dachshund, who had a thing for undergarments. It's just soooo fun when you have a bunch of guests over and your little dog comes charging into the crowd dragging a pair of panties. *blush*
All of which has nothing to do with dating. ;-) It isn't exactly a good way to impress potential dates, either!