Bacon grease painting of prophet Mohammed

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[Gomez]

It's the last Sunday morning before the first day of school here. Summer is over and I knew the only way to get the boys out of bed is to bring out the big guns, the old reliable, the smell of fresh fried thick sliced bacon. Just before the big splattering started, as I was about to put the lid over the skillet, I was listening to how the sizzling static sound was mixing with the morning news on the TV. More bombs and rockets in Israel and Lebanon sizzle sizzle. Huge terror attack foiled in London sizzle sizzle. It all fit together with the 100 degree temperature outside, increasing world chaos and the grease popping all over my stove again. As the boys stumbled into the kitchen all grumpy and bummed out I dropped the heavy pancakes, butter chunks, bacon and Aunt Jemima on the table. When I went to put the skillet back on the stove I saw him and screamed. Then the boys looked and no one said a word except for the TV news. My oldest noticed the lines at the bottom of the image and got on the internet to see if he could find out if it was some kind of word. It didn't take too long to learn the most shocking part of all. With a little open mindedness the lines looked like Arabic letters that said "Mohammed." Could this really be a bacon grease image of the prophet? It looks like that to me. This image is 11" square on Brawney paper towel and will be shipped in tin foil folder inside flat box.

[Jaysun]

-they won't want to worship it, they will commence a jihad against the owner --- they will NOT like this at all.

You're right. For some reason I overlooked the fact that it's made of pig fat. I've had a milk jug full of hot homemade beer since my last post, and I've changed my mind about the miraculous image. I think it's great. And I love you, man. And I'm rocking back and forth uncontrollably.

[Just A Nobody]

So what do you think the Muslims will do when they hear of another 'image' of the so-called prophet?

Ohhhhhh, prolly riot, burn things, kill people.....you know-the usual.

[doug from upland]

How long until Conservababe shows up, sticks her nose in it, and gets it pulled here?

[A CA Guy]

Wow (piss be upon him).

[jonrick46]

Stick a fork in it and call it art! That a pig laid down its life to yield The Praised One's image to all mankind is a miracle.

[GeronL]

lol. what ever happened to Conservababe?

[dynoman]

What's up with Conservababe?

[doug from upland]

She is my shadow. If I mention something I do on eBay, she brings down the law on me.

[lesser_satan]

bump

[GeronL]

Like Stallone... She IS the law...

[Theresawithanh]

LMFBO! I also love the keyword, "religion of grease"!

BUMP!

[doug from upland]

Let's see if the seller posts this question with an answer ---

We saw this on FreeRepublic. What is this, you Zionist infidel? You defile the prophet. You probably even used that thick cut bacon from your Jimmy Dean guy, the one so famous for pure pork sausage. He is not famous to us. Yes, we know he was in that old James Bond movie. But who remembers that? He is a pig eater. Praise Allah, may the wrath of Allah come down on you the next time you fry bacon. May a grease fire consume your dwelling and all the decadent items in it, like VCRs. May you be stupid enough to throw water on a grease fire. I know from experience. One of my wives did that. It singed her and now no more facial hair grows. CAIR will be sending you an angry email. Some of you dare to suggest that the prophet slept with goats. He never slept with goats. Yes, he might have married a 9-year-old, but not a 9-year-old goat. You decadent Westerners sicken me. You claim we are violent. When I hear that I want to cut off somebody's head. Somebody who cooks bacon.

[zeebak]

thanks for all the comments and visiting the prophet on Ebay.
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