Michael Ray Hunter: Finalist for the 2006 Pete Puma SAMF Award
Posted on 08/11/2006 1:56:09 PM PDT by martin_fierro
Man picks wrong spot when nature calls
8 minutes ago
CHARLESTON, W.Va. - Sometimes when nature calls, there's no time to delay, but a Kentucky man sure picked the wrong spot for a pit stop.
Michael Ray Hunter, 37, found out Wednesday night that the parking lot of the West Virginia State Police headquarters in South Charleston isn't the right spot.
Trooper J.S. Crane just happened to be walking nearby as Hunter was relieving himself.
As Crane approached, he smelled alcohol. That discovery led Crane to the pickup truck where Hunter's buddy, James Alan Richardson, 40, was checking phone messages.
During a search of the truck, Crane and another trooper found a marijuana pipe and pills for which Richardson had no prescription.
Both men were arrested for public intoxication. Hunter also is charged with indecent exposure and Richardson is charged with possessing controlled substances.
...or an electric fence.
Or against the wind....or on Superman's cape !
Now that is what I call too stoned for thier own good. At least they managed to avoid the DUI.
I had a friend in high school whose a-hole brother went into a phone booth to relieve himself about 2:00 AM one morning. It might have been OK had the fool (can you tell I didn't like this guy?) not passed out in mid-stream so to speak. Public intox and indecent exposure both. What a loser.
I've had my morning laugh!
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