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Top 7 Bugs (PVT)
PA TImes | 8/9/06 | Mullah Pissant

Posted on 08/09/2006 11:44:23 AM PDT by pissant

Ok. Enough news about Joe Lieberman, angry A-Rabs, and kittens around here. It's time to tell us what your favorite bug is and why.

Pissants top 7 are as follows:

7. Potato Bug. The little fellers are like miniature Armadillos and was one you could pick up as a kid without getting bitten or stung.

6. Earwig or Pincher Bug. Those pinchers on their tushes are quite intimidating. And for some reason like to hang out in Dahlias, so beware.

5. Butterfly. They always looked the best tacked to my bug collection corkboard. And were much easier to catch than grasshoppers.

4. Army Ants. These little communists are simply amazing. Putting your arm into an ant hill as a kid was a right of passage.

3. Dung Beetle. Besides being awesome at rolling a turd accross the ground, the name is a useful insult to be tossed around at cocktail parties.

2. Bird Eating Spider. There is nothing cooler than watching a giant spider attack a bird or small rodent.

1. Praying Mantis. This bug has inspired many nightmares in people and is responsible, with the onset of National Geographic photos and TV, for inspiring many loonies to claim they have been abducted by aliens. Any similarity to James Carville is strictly incidental.


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To: wallcrawlr

ping


61 posted on 08/09/2006 12:32:46 PM PDT by Toby06 (True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
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To: maggief

62 posted on 08/09/2006 12:33:31 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Toby06

pong


63 posted on 08/09/2006 12:33:47 PM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: SoothingDave

good call. We don't get many in western Wash.


64 posted on 08/09/2006 12:35:17 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Tijeras_Slim

hey TS, are you with Reuters? That second photo appears to have been photoshopped.


65 posted on 08/09/2006 12:35:42 PM PDT by subterfuge
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To: subterfuge

The rolley polley is a potato bug up here.


66 posted on 08/09/2006 12:35:58 PM PDT by pissant
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To: EX52D

pang(s)

;)


67 posted on 08/09/2006 12:36:36 PM PDT by Toby06 (True conservatives vote based on their values, not for parties.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

That could remove a finger.


68 posted on 08/09/2006 12:36:44 PM PDT by pissant
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69 posted on 08/09/2006 12:37:21 PM PDT by maggief
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To: EX52D

its the little armored bug with lotsalittle legs that rolls into a ball.


70 posted on 08/09/2006 12:37:44 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

I see, those are ok, I'm talking about another bug. Let me find a pic of it...they're gross.


71 posted on 08/09/2006 12:38:14 PM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: pissant
Rolley Polley.




Can I go now?
72 posted on 08/09/2006 12:38:45 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger.)
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To: Toby06; pissant

bugs...WTF???
you telling me there were no articles about hot chicks available...

**shaking my head**


73 posted on 08/09/2006 12:39:56 PM PDT by wallcrawlr
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74 posted on 08/09/2006 12:40:13 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

THIS potato bug...

http://www.potatobugs.com/pix/index.html


75 posted on 08/09/2006 12:40:23 PM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: pissant
good call. We don't get many in western Wash.

Apparently, they aren't too common east of the Rockies. I can't picture summer without them.

SD

76 posted on 08/09/2006 12:40:33 PM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: EX52D

Finally! LOL


77 posted on 08/09/2006 12:40:54 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Maximus of Texas

I thought you have some exotic Texas bug to share.


78 posted on 08/09/2006 12:41:49 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

Rolley polleys, or pillbugs are kinda cute...potato bugs are a much different bug.


79 posted on 08/09/2006 12:42:32 PM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: wallcrawlr

Sorry. the hits on hot chick threads has petered out since you semi-retired. ;o)


80 posted on 08/09/2006 12:42:56 PM PDT by pissant
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