Posted on 08/03/2006 6:01:21 PM PDT by martin_fierro
Woman gets stuck on toilet, suffers burns
Thu Aug 3, 4:06 PM ET
COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa - A woman who became stuck to a toilet seat in a shopping mall restroom was treated at a local hospital after paramedics used fingernail polish remover to free her, officials said.
The 53-year-old Council Bluffs woman suffered burns to her skin in the incident, which happened Wednesday, officials with the Fire Department said.
Investigators said they believe someone placed a cement compound on the toilet seat in the restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs.
Investigators say they are treating the case as an assault and vandalism.
The woman, who wasn't identified, told KETV in Omaha, Neb., that the burns are painful and that the incident was one of the most embarrassing moments in her life.
You check? How weird is that?
I canot help but wonder--are the paramedics in Council Bluffs the only ones in the United States who stock fingernail polish for use in such emergencies? Why nbot good ol' WD-40?
I ALWAYS put TP down before sitting on a public toilet seat. I guess I heard too many stories at work like the one where a guy walked into the locker room to see another guy washing his behind in the birdbath, someone had put anti-seize or prussian blue on the toilet seat, he didn't notice and got it all over his tooter.
THat story isn't as good as the one where a guy was putting Herculiner on the rocker panels on his Explorer and got some on his hootus and asked on the Ford Explorer forum how to get it off.
"So the woman is a hard ass?"
"Tight ass" is much more descriptive!
"I ALWAYS put TP down before sitting on a public toilet seat."
It's much easier to poop in the urinal, unless you are a bureaucrat and addicted to a lot of paperwork! LOL.
Nope, sorry, just saw the pic!
No I don't check! What kinda freak do you think I am?! No, I hear the tell-tale rustling sound of someone pulling one out of the container and putting it on the seat. I hear it a lot. I never heard it back home.
Ah, so you pooped in the urinal?
Ah. I retract my statement.
Not that I can recall.
Ladies,
If you can't hover...cover!
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