1 posted on
08/02/2006 11:16:41 AM PDT by
presidio9
To: presidio9
Chuck Norris once shot down a Russian MiG just by pointing his finger and yelling, "Bang!"
2 posted on
08/02/2006 11:17:34 AM PDT by
Lunatic Fringe
(Man Law: You Poke It, You Own It)
To: presidio9
Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
5 posted on
08/02/2006 11:19:45 AM PDT by
beeler
("Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice...moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue")
To: presidio9
There's no theory of evolution - just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
6 posted on
08/02/2006 11:20:18 AM PDT by
GOPJ
(Al Gore - the original "Millions Could Die" kind of guy....)
To: presidio9
It is a little-known fact that the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of is Mr. T.
8 posted on
08/02/2006 11:21:13 AM PDT by
Terpfen
To: presidio9
9 posted on
08/02/2006 11:21:24 AM PDT by
krb
(If you're not outraged, people probably like having you around.)
To: presidio9
Personally, I vote for the Monica Lewinsky Bridge. That way, you'll never forget the "Blue" Danube.
To: presidio9
Chuck doesnt need bridges..he just jumps across the river.
To: presidio9
Chuck made The Bridge Over the River Cry
(Great, now that whistling tune is stuck in my head for the rest of the day!)
14 posted on
08/02/2006 11:32:59 AM PDT by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: presidio9
I love Chuck Norris. I hope this happens
23 posted on
08/02/2006 11:57:32 AM PDT by
Sunsong
To: presidio9
All you gotta do is have Bruce Lee kill you and you get a bridge named after you?
SWEEET!
27 posted on
08/02/2006 12:13:23 PM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: presidio9
Chuck Norris - votes: 21,320. Looking good - spread the word.
31 posted on
08/02/2006 1:54:45 PM PDT by
GOPJ
(Al Gore - the original "Millions Could Die" kind of guy....)
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