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To: presidio9

Chuck Norris once shot down a Russian MiG just by pointing his finger and yelling, "Bang!"


2 posted on 08/02/2006 11:17:34 AM PDT by Lunatic Fringe (Man Law: You Poke It, You Own It)
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To: Lunatic Fringe

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.


3 posted on 08/02/2006 11:18:45 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: Lunatic Fringe

Pfft! Jack Bauer just needed to raise an eyebrow to bring down that MiG, and that was mostly for dramatic effect.


4 posted on 08/02/2006 11:19:01 AM PDT by thoughtomator (The worst thing about censorship is XXXXXXXXXXXXX)
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To: Lunatic Fringe

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.


7 posted on 08/02/2006 11:20:38 AM PDT by presidio9 (“The term ‘civilians’ does not exist in Islamic religious law.”)
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