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Bridge over Danube could be named after Chuck Norris
Ananova ^
| 08/02/06
Posted on 08/02/2006 11:16:40 AM PDT by presidio9
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posted on
08/02/2006 11:16:41 AM PDT
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
Chuck Norris once shot down a Russian MiG just by pointing his finger and yelling, "Bang!"
2
posted on
08/02/2006 11:17:34 AM PDT
by
Lunatic Fringe
(Man Law: You Poke It, You Own It)
To: Lunatic Fringe
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
To: Lunatic Fringe
Pfft! Jack Bauer just needed to raise an eyebrow to bring down that MiG, and that was mostly for dramatic effect.
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posted on
08/02/2006 11:19:01 AM PDT
by
thoughtomator
(The worst thing about censorship is XXXXXXXXXXXXX)
To: presidio9
Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
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posted on
08/02/2006 11:19:45 AM PDT
by
beeler
("Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice...moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue")
To: presidio9
There's no theory of evolution - just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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posted on
08/02/2006 11:20:18 AM PDT
by
GOPJ
(Al Gore - the original "Millions Could Die" kind of guy....)
To: Lunatic Fringe
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
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posted on
08/02/2006 11:20:38 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(“The term ‘civilians’ does not exist in Islamic religious law.”)
To: presidio9
It is a little-known fact that the only person Chuck Norris is afraid of is Mr. T.
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posted on
08/02/2006 11:21:13 AM PDT
by
Terpfen
To: presidio9
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posted on
08/02/2006 11:21:24 AM PDT
by
krb
(If you're not outraged, people probably like having you around.)
To: thoughtomator
Jack Bauer would eventually discover that it was really rich white men that brought down the plane... rich white men like Chuck Norris!
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posted on
08/02/2006 11:21:41 AM PDT
by
Lunatic Fringe
(Man Law: You Poke It, You Own It)
To: presidio9
Personally, I vote for the Monica Lewinsky Bridge. That way, you'll never forget the "Blue" Danube.
To: Charles Henrickson; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day
Chucktatorship, coming to a town near you.
To: presidio9
Chuck doesnt need bridges..he just jumps across the river.
To: presidio9
Chuck made The Bridge Over the River Cry
(Great, now that whistling tune is stuck in my head for the rest of the day!)
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posted on
08/02/2006 11:32:59 AM PDT
by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: Armedanddangerous
"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm f*cked!"
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posted on
08/02/2006 11:35:45 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Iraqi airspace. If it ain't ours, It flies, it dies.)
To: Sax
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posted on
08/02/2006 11:38:16 AM PDT
by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: CholeraJoe
Jack Bauer was raised in a foster home...why?
Because, when he was two, he looked hard at his parents, they fled, and went into the witness protection program.
To: Armedanddangerous
Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
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posted on
08/02/2006 11:41:50 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Iraqi airspace. If it ain't ours, It flies, it dies.)
To: Lunatic Fringe
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posted on
08/02/2006 11:48:21 AM PDT
by
johnny7
(“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
To: CholeraJoe
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits...
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posted on
08/02/2006 11:51:47 AM PDT
by
Theoden
(Fidei Defensor)
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