[Tijeras_Slim]

Two Names You Go By:
1. My name is Tijeras Slim
2. You can call me Tijeras Slim

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Spurs
2. Shoulder Holster

Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. '56 Chevy pickup
2. AAA membership

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Itching
2. Scratching

Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. For Ben Affleck to be hit by a falling safe
2. See # 1

Two pets you had/have:
1. Pete the pocket gopher
2. Headlice as a kid

Two Favorite Sports
1. Racing Horned Toads
2. Racing Gila Monsters

Two things you did last night:
1. How the hell should I know I was asleep
2.

Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Kitchen
2. Dining room

People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Slim
2. Mrs. Slim

Two things you like about yourself:
1. My comb-over
2. All appendages still attached

Two things you ate today:
1. Is a 3 Musketeers one too many?
2.

Two people that make you laugh:
1. My late brother-in-law
2. A greyhound bus driver I met in 1975

Longest car rides you've had:
1. I don't remember but it took a whole case of Bud.
2.

Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Repudiation day
2. Boxing day (I always watch Rocky)

Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Scotch
2. More Scotch

Two past times you miss:
1. Y2K
2. The Day the Music died

[Tijeras_Slim]

BARE YOUR SOUL!

[CougarGA7]

Two Names You Go By:
1. Cougar
2. Coug

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Nothing
2. A Smile

Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Heidi Fliess in the kitchen.
2. Julia Childs in the bedroom.
3. Wait. I think I mixed those up.

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Drinking
2. Name the location you woke up in.

Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. Nachos
2. More nachos...I'm hungry

Two pets you had/have:
1. A cat that got run through the dryer
2. A replacement for said cat

Two Favorite Sports
1. Baiting
2. Full contact golf

Two things you did last night:
1. Chased the wife with a spatula
2. Caught her.

Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Where the food is
2. Is there anywhere else?

People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Cougar
2. Mrs. Cougar
3. #1 son
4. Cougette
5. #2 son
6. #3 son

Two things you like about yourself:
1. What's not to like?
2. My humility

Two things you ate today:
1. Top Ramen
2. Crow

Two people that make you laugh:
1. My wife
2. DNC talking points

Longest car rides you've had:
1. 200 miles through the plains with a broken radio
2. 200 miles through the desert with a broken AC

Two Favorite Holidays:
1. St. Patrick's Day (beer holiday)
2. Independence Day (beer with explosives holiday)

Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Beer
2. Tequila

Two past times you miss:
1. The Big Bang
2. The Cretaceous Period