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Posted on 08/01/2006 12:50:45 PM PDT by Lazamataz
I was asked to answer this questionaire on another forum:
Fill this in - so we can make fun of each other better.... so I thought I'd pose it to y'all
Two Names You Go By:
1.
2.
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.
2.
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1.
2.
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.
2.
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1.
2.
Two pets you had/have:
1.
2.
Two Favorite Sports
1.
2.
Two things you did last night:
1.
2.
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1.
2.
People who live at or reside in your house:
1.
2.
Two things you like about yourself:
1.
2.
Two things you ate today:
1.
2.
Two people that make you laugh:
1.
2.
Longest car rides you've had:
1.
2.
Two Favorite Holidays:
1.
2.
Two Favorite Beverages:
1.
2.
Two past times you miss:
1.
2.
Two Names You Go By:
1. Defendent
2. Suspect / Perp
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Handcuffs
2. A codpiece
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Lack of felony charges
2. A blender
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Poking sticks at things
2. Running from the things I just annoyed by poking sticks at things
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. World piece
2. To poke sticks at more things
Two pets you had/have:
1. Pokey the Stick
2. Hillary Clinton
Two Favorite Sports
1. Olympic Stickpoking
2. Amateur Pokesticking
Two things you did last night:
1. Poked a stick at something
2. Ran from the thing I poked a stick at
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. The 'Y' (heh heh heh heh)
2. The Taco Queen (heh heh heh heh)
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Nobody lives there. Not even me.
2. N/A
Two things you like about yourself:
1. I haven't been convicted.
2. Yet.
Two things you ate today:
1. A taco. (heh heh heh heh)
2. A clam. (heh heh heh heh)
Two people that make you laugh:
1. You.
2. Whoever you are.
3. If that is your REAL name.
Longest car rides you've had:
1. The ride to my execution.
2. The ride back from my execution.
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Groundhog day.
2. Groundhog day.
3. Groundhog day.
4. Groundhog day.
5. Groundhog day.
6. Groundhog day.
7. Groundhog day.
8. Groundhog day.
9. Groundhog day.
10. Groundhog day.
11. Groundhog day.
12. Groundhog day.
13. Groundhog day.
14. Groundhog day.
15. Groundhog day.
16. Groundhog day.
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Chromium in liquid form.
2. Iron in liquid form.
Two past times you miss:
1. 11:53:12 AM EST on 07/31/2006
2. 1:30:00 AM EST on 3/12/1192
That'll learn me to post in chat.
How long has this area been around?
And who is this General Shat guy???
Two Names You Go By:
1. WinOne4TheGipper
2. "Hey, @$$hole!"
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. a grin
2. glasses
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. accelerated hearing loss
2. gradual visual loss
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. probably would get banned for saying
2. see above
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1.whirrled peas
2. Castro dead
Two pets you had/have:
1.dodo bird
2. cobra
Two Favorite Sports
1. football
2. NASCAR
Two things you did last night:
1. would probably get banned for answering
2. slept
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. in front of tv
2. is there any other place
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. strange guy in attic
2. moonbat in basement
Two things you like about yourself:
1.N/A
2. N/A
Two things you ate today:
1. roast beef
2. some weird looking thing next to the above
Two people that make you laugh:
1. (tie) moonbats at DU
2. you, of course
Longest car rides you've had:
1.California to Hawaii
2. Vegas to Atlantic City
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Christmas
2. Thanksgiving
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. vodka
2. whiskey
LOL
Two Names You Go By:
1. Honey
2. Sugarplum
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. My crown
2. My ruby slippers
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Adulation
2. Songs in my honor
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies: 1. Waving at the adoring crowds
2. Answering my fan mail
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. Sequins
2. Bangles
Two pets you had/have:
1. Emily (cat)
2. Marmee (cat)
Two Favorite Sports
1. Chaucer recitations
2. Quilting bees
Two things you did last night:
1. Held Marmee's ears in different ways so she'd look like different animals.
2. Convinced an SPCA official that Marmee really does like to play that game.
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Rivendell
2. Hobbiton
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Mark
2. Me
Two things you like about yourself: 1. My beauty, talent, and intelligence
2. My modesty
Two things you ate today: 1. Fairy Dust
2. Rainbows
Two people that make you laugh:
1. Jeff Foxworthy
2. Rita Rudner
Longest car rides you've had:
1. 13 hours
2. 12 hours
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Christmas
2. Independence Day
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Moonbeams
2. Nectar
Two past times you miss:
1. My coronation day
2. Shopping for my magic wand
I love you.
My day is now perfect.
Two Names You Go By:
1. Boy
2. Frenchy
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Colostomy bag
2. My emo-goth-teen makeup
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Solitude
2. Privacy
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Trying new meth recipes
2. Writing to chicks in prison
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. Chicks in prison
2. A good meth recipe
Two pets you had/have:
1. Sammy the Spork Weasel
2. Head lice
Two Favorite Sports
1. Chicks in prison
2. Competitive delousing
Two things you did last night:
1. Made $20.00
2. Regretted it
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. McDonalds dumpster early in the day
2. The petting zoo
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. My Peewee Herman doll
2. His pals
Two things you like about yourself:
1. The way I look in my emo-goth-teen makeup
2. My ability to make $20.00
Two things you ate today:
1. Animals
2. Plants
Two people that make you laugh:
1. Michael Jackson
2. Macauley Culkin (team effort)
Longest car rides you've had:
1. The one with the angry Sicilian guys
2. The 1992 Van Halen tour
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Saturday
2. Sunday
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Canned beer
2. Bottled beer
Two past times you miss:
1. I never miss
2. Still ain't missing
Phishing. Answer the questions, and I can probably access you accounts by claiming to have lost "my" password, but being able to answer the security question, "Name of pet?"
Two Names You Go By:
1. Xen
2. Ralla
3. Dances on Tables
4. Margarita Maria Conchita Alonza Bonita Esperanza de Aragon
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. a merkin
2. fake eyelashes
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. cold lead
2. hot feet
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. the airport
2. the horse
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. pretzels
2. something to drink because those pretzels would be making me thirsty
Two pets you had/have:
1. Chia
2. rock
Two Favorite Sports
1. comedy
2. music
Two things you did last night:
1. played World of Warcraft
2. ate Boston Market veggies in accordance with Weight Watchers
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Rioja (a fabulous tapas place down the street)
2. Bacon and Hap's
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Xena's Guy
2. the Ferocious Feline Bebop Trio, also special guest the Dread Boston Salty
Two things you like about yourself:
1. my hair
2. my sense of humor
3. What's not to like?
Two things you ate today:
1. tuna salad
2. pickles
Two people that make you laugh:
1. Laz
2. Gunner
Longest car rides you've had:
1. Houston to Iowa and back
2. that was the longest by about a factor of 10
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Halloween
2. April Fools' Day
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. beer
2. diet Coke
Two past times you miss:
1. that time we saw that guy
2. when we went to that place to eat
Actually, I'm looking for the security question, "What did you eat last night?"
I never pass on an opportunity to talk about myself!
Two Names You Go By:
1. She Who Must Be Obeyed
2. Madame
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Bandaid
2. Freckles
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. To be obeyed, quickly and without question
2. I like my pedestal...
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Spinning yarn
2. Riding around on a tractor
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. A log splitter
2. Razor wire (a long story)
Two pets you had/have:
1. Dachshunds
2. Angora rabbits
Two Favorite Sports
1. Sumo
2. Bull riding
Two things you did last night:
1. Cleaned out the barns
2. Ate seven Kool-pops
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. any steak house
2. any chop house
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Me
2. My husband
Two things you like about yourself:
1. I'm smarter than anyone I know
2. I'm better looking, too
Two things you ate today:
1. Chicken Dinty Moore
2. Seven more Kool-pops
Two people that make you laugh:
1. Lewis Black
2. That wacky Cynthia McKinney
Longest car rides you've had:
1. Phoeniz AZ to Wasgington DC
2. Washington DC to Miami FL
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Thanksgiving
2. I hate all the others
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Pinot Grigio
2. Northern Neck Ginger Ale (no other will do)
Two past times you miss:
1. 25 to life
2. The Crusades - I missed them by quite a bit...
LOL!!!!!!!!!
Two Names You Go By:
1. My name is Tijeras Slim
2. You can call me Tijeras Slim
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Spurs
2. Shoulder Holster
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. '56 Chevy pickup
2. AAA membership
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Itching
2. Scratching
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. For Ben Affleck to be hit by a falling safe
2. See # 1
Two pets you had/have:
1. Pete the pocket gopher
2. Headlice as a kid
Two Favorite Sports
1. Racing Horned Toads
2. Racing Gila Monsters
Two things you did last night:
1. How the hell should I know I was asleep
2.
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Kitchen
2. Dining room
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Slim
2. Mrs. Slim
Two things you like about yourself:
1. My comb-over
2. All appendages still attached
Two things you ate today:
1. Is a 3 Musketeers one too many?
2.
Two people that make you laugh:
1. My late brother-in-law
2. A greyhound bus driver I met in 1975
Longest car rides you've had:
1. I don't remember but it took a whole case of Bud.
2.
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Repudiation day
2. Boxing day (I always watch Rocky)
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Scotch
2. More Scotch
Two past times you miss:
1. Y2K
2. The Day the Music died
BARE YOUR SOUL!
Two Names You Go By:
1. Sugar
2. Laz's girl
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. nail polish
2. a watch
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. a recording contract
2. a clothing line
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. laughing at little people
2. looking at myself in the mirror
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. a pony
2. the handcuffs taken off my ankles
Two pets you had/have:
1. Blackie (dog)
2. -
Two Favorite Sports
1. football
2. and what was the other one...oh yeah football..
Two things you did last night:
1. It's a bit foggy
2. I remember dancing on a table..hmmm
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Si Senor
2. Johnny C's
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Me most of the time
2. Sister,BIL, and nephew
Two things you like about yourself:
1. where do I start...
2. ...
Two things you ate today:
1. apple
2. yogurt
Two people that make you laugh:
1. you
2. and you
Longest car rides you've had:
1. from the office to the house
2. -
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. my birthday
2. any other day I get a present
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. tea
2. margarita
Two past times you miss:
1. I go by my own time.
2. Therefore I miss nothing.
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