I wish I were this lucky!
Sweet!
1 posted on
07/31/2006 3:48:55 PM PDT by
MooseMan
To: MooseMan
Criminals sure can be stupid.
2 posted on
07/31/2006 3:50:08 PM PDT by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: MooseMan
Man, that's got to be gratifying!
3 posted on
07/31/2006 3:50:20 PM PDT by
Gator101
To: MooseMan
Someone should have snapped a picture with a cell phone before they ran away.
4 posted on
07/31/2006 3:50:58 PM PDT by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: MooseMan
My brother once stole my driver's license and tried to use it to get into a bar. The bartender took one look at it, looked at him, and said the following: "One: this obviously isn't you. Two: this license belongs to a regular. Three: get out."
The bartender told me about it later on that night. He and I had a good laugh over it.
5 posted on
07/31/2006 3:51:15 PM PDT by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: MooseMan
OMG! Put this in breaking News!!1!1!
6 posted on
07/31/2006 3:52:11 PM PDT by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: MooseMan
She was identified by a friend as Maria Bergan, 23. She was plenty old enough to drink and the credit card had most likely been cancelled. Why was she still using the fake ID? Idiot criminal.
7 posted on
07/31/2006 3:52:40 PM PDT by
Drew68
To: MooseMan
Hmm...yeah...well, there was this time a blond in a convertible got pulled over by a policewoman who was also a blond. "Show me your license," says the cop, but she digs and digs in her purse and finally says "I don't remember what it looks like."
"It's square and it has your picture on it," says the cop in disgust. The blond digs some more and produces a compact, opens it, sees her face, closes it, and hands it to the cop.
The cop opens it, shuts it, and says "You can go. I didn't know you were a police officer."
ba-da-bing! I'll be here all week...
To: MooseMan
A Bob Seger moment.
''Shakedown, breakdown, honey
''Just about the time you're thinkin' it's alright
''Breakdown, takedown, you're busted.
9 posted on
07/31/2006 3:55:45 PM PDT by
SAJ
(Strongly suggest buying Dec EC, JY, AD straddles, this week. Somethin's GONNA give.)
To: MooseMan
Well in Stockton, CA the police would just have refused to arrest the perp and just say that there is no proof she stole the wallet.
A friend's truck was stolen and it had his check book in it. He got a call from a local pizza place saying that the delivery boy had just accepted a check even though he was told not to. They just wanted to make sure the check was good. Well the police refused to go to the delivery location and arrest the person who wrote the check as their was no proof they had done anything wrong.
10 posted on
07/31/2006 3:58:53 PM PDT by
w1andsodidwe
(Jimmy Carter allowed radical Islam to get a foothold in Iran.)
To: MooseMan
WOW... Am I glad no won evver take mine. It bee real hard to buy .....eer ....umm ..... try to geet new one.
11 posted on
07/31/2006 4:13:06 PM PDT by
austinmark
("May the Flea's of a Thousand Camels Nest in ALLAH's Pubic Hair" !!!)
To: MooseMan
Poetic Justice! -- I love it! Delicious irony!
13 posted on
07/31/2006 4:25:42 PM PDT by
DieHard the Hunter
(I am the Chieftain of my Clan. I bow to nobody. Get out of my way.)
To: windcliff
To: MooseMan
Karma--I love it. BUSTED!
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