"It's square and it has your picture on it," says the cop in disgust. The blond digs some more and produces a compact, opens it, sees her face, closes it, and hands it to the cop.
The cop opens it, shuts it, and says "You can go. I didn't know you were a police officer."
ba-da-bing! I'll be here all week...
Stick around, Folks .... Bill's got a million of 'em ....... /chuckle