[Millee]

Advice: Don't play Truth or Dare with this guy.

[Millee]

Ginsu ping!!

[b4its2late]

Yikes! He must be a lib. They are the only people dumb enough to take a bet like that.

[NorCalRepub]

....hmmmm.....let's see....$2000 or keeping my penis... I choose the later.....call me silly

[Tijeras_Slim]

[JRios1968]

I have NEVER been that desperate to win a bet!!!

[cripplecreek]

I went to school with a kid who went by the nickname of "Chopper". It doesn't add anything of value to the thread but it seemed somehow appropriate.

[nmh]

What a dope!

Did he ever think about how much it would cost to restore it?

Is this guy retarded or something?

Would he sever his head too if the price was right?

[new cruelty]

UFOs?

[najida]

Dumb dumb dumb dumb.

And how are you doin' Millee!!

[Toby06]

Hi millee. SMOOCH!

[new cruelty]

Any way you slice it, it's still baloney.

[Vaquero]

[1rudeboy]

bttt

[1rudeboy]

For your list.

[dfwgator]

Detachable Penis - By King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover,
and my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble,

or I can rent it out when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party,

get drunk,

and the next morning I can't for the life of me

remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment

and I couldn't find it,

so I called up the place where the party was,

they hadn't seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

coz for some reason,

I leave it there sometimes,

but not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party,

but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.

I really don't like being without my penis for too long.

It makes me feel like less of a man

and I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house

and calling everyone I could think of,

I was starting to get very depressed,

so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.

Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,

where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,

I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it.

I had to buy it off him.

He wanted 22 bucks,

but I talked him down to 17.

I took it home,

washed it off,

and put it back on.

I was happy again.

Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,

but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,

I like having a detachable penis.

[Ciexyz]

ooooo-kay.

[Slings and Arrows]

Had he seen the Hillary statue?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Balls off for another two grand!!

[SunkenCiv]

The problem with the successful surgery is, it screws with natural selection.

Deckchair trapped testicles
Ananova | 8/2/06 | Staff
Posted on 08/02/2006 9:24:37 AM EDT by Millee
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1676319/posts