David Hasselhoff: Too drunk to fly

Life Style Extra (UK) ^ | Thursday, 27th July 2006, 13:30 | Staff

[Lx]

Hell, he's hammered on that horrible show he's a judge on (America's got talent????) I was stuck in a hospital and it was one of the only things on and he was wasted!

[TightyRighty]

True, I didn't think of that angle. How embarrassing would it be to be voted off by David Hasselhoff on national television? That might leave me with some suicidal tendencies.

[TheBigB]

When has he ever had an eye for talent?

Weeelllllll...

;-)

[Rummyfan]

Time for The Hof to go into rehab. Wasn't he also denied entrance to Wimbledon a couple of weeks ago because he was legless drunk?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Why is he in the news again? For ten years he vanished and now suddenly I can't go a week without hearing about him.

[MadelineZapeezda]

He'll always be Snapper to me!

[Bigh4u2]

Somehow my father still managed to provide things for us, even tho he and my mother split up.

But, I think we are hijacking the thread,so....

Back to the HOFF!!

:)

[1rudeboy]

I was flying out of O'Hare's International Terminal. The stews called the flight to board, but for some reason I could see that boarding was going to be a mess. I figured I could make it back to the bar on the other side of security and make it back in time, so off I went. My judgment was cloudy (I underestimated the distance).

So I got a handful of beers (naturally), and was hurrying back to the gate when I heard that "beep beep beep" of one of those airport carts. I look back and it's a redcap with an elderly passenger. So I hitched a ride (the terminal was deserted--it was maybe 10:30pm).

The look on the faces of a whole 757-load of passengers when we drove up to the gate was priceless. (I did get multiple evil-eyes from the SAS stews). I had to note where they kept the booze and helped myself on the flight to Copenhagen, so I never officially was cut-off.

[4yearlurker]

Quite so. Lets jump on the pants pissing posts. Maybe the Hoff can do a commercial for Depends.

[Drew68]

But even he never pulled that stunt while conscious. He lost control when he was passed out - usually on a couch that we'd force him to clean.

Had a buddy like that in college as well. When he wasn't pissing himself in his sleep, he was pissing on his floor, on the wall, in the trash, on his stereo, --pretty much everywhere but the toilet! Every time he always though that he was in the bathroom.

I never set foot in his room without my shoes on --lest I step in a puddle.

[Osage Orange]

Onlookers were even more horrified when a dark wet patch appeared around the actor's groin area.

LOL!!

Horrifying!!

[stevem]

The troubled actor - who recently claimed he had beaten his alcohol problems

It sounds like he beat his alcohol problem to a pulp.

[Rummyfan]

He's in Adam Sandler's latest flick too (which I think has already slunk out of theaters)....

[jjbrouwer]

In the good old days he could swan around sloshed out of his head and let Kit do all the driving. Unfortunately, they never made a Kit plane though.

[TightyRighty]

That just shows he has a talent for finding hot air and silicone.

Now, here's your punishment:

[Bigh4u2]

lol!

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

Spent a memorable couple of hours at O'Hare, if I could just remember them... ;^)

Worst experience was trying to race across Wayne County Airport in 5 minutes for a connection to O'Hare. NOT FUN! As wild as some of my sprints in DFW have been, nothing was ever that bad.

[OneWingedShark]

>The Hoff should count his Baywatch blessings and head to the old celebs home.

Oh, come on... Knight Rider was better.

[MikefromOhio]

I don't know what to even call this, but it has the Hoff and it's hilarious

[RepoGirl]

OWWWWWWWWW!

MY EYES! I MUST GO SCALD THEM WITH BLEACH NOW!!!

A leather jacket and a Speedo... two things that just... make a really head-scratching combination.