Posted on 07/25/2006 6:05:32 AM PDT by wjersey
As an exotic dancer at Hott 22 in Union, Linda Kay's persona was that of a dark and ghoulish Goth girl.
In real life, police say, her interest in the macabre was more than just an act.
Officers responding to a report of a suicidal individual at Kay's South Plainfield home discovered a severed hand in a glass mason jar of formaldehyde and six skulls -- all human, according to the Middlesex County medical examiner.
Kay, 31, was arrested and charged with improper disposition of human remains. She has so far refused to tell police where or how she obtained the body parts.
The skulls, which authorities suspect were purchased online, were found in an upstairs bedroom, South Plainfield police Capt. Paul Brempt said. Linda's mother, Patricia Ann Kay, said her daughter purchased the skulls from a mail-order catalogue.
A man at the home yesterday, Jason Lafontaine, said Kay and Sean McDonough, who owned the house with Kay, got the hand from a friend who worked at a medical examiner's office.
(Excerpt) Read more at nj.com ...
Well, after three fingers of fine bourbon, she really resented the back-handed compliment she'd received from a man she knew as Glover. She wanted to cut things short, but was afraid of being a-wristed afterward. When she saw him again, she gave the unkindest cut of all - offhandedly dismissing his waving attention, cutting right down to the quick. Jumping into her carpal, she palmed her trophy, knowing that he would never be able to finger her for the crime.
He didn't complain. He always wanted to get his hand into a fine piece of glass like that!
Good thing I wasn't an exotic dancer when I lived at the parents' house . . . if we'd ever been raided, they would have found a hip joint in a jar in the kitchen.
(It was my dad's, removed with his permission and all, but I don't know if the cops would have listened to the explanation.)
This thread is hilarious!
Is there a McGreevy connection here, somewhere?
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Brings to mind Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Wow! A whole hand? She's not easy to please....
:P
Now I'm wondering if a dollar was still clenched in the fingers.
A clenched fist... she is very hard to please.....
If the victim applauds in the forest, is there sound?
Those were from the patrons who only stuck a dollar in her panty.
Here's the lovely Ms. Kay herself.
Pinky didn't like being stigmata-tized as some kook who just took handouts for sex. She viewed her dancing like that of a pianist, with all its intricate waves. But when underappreciated, she almost felt like she had a fist in her stomach, or like her creativity was being choked. She shook as she knuckled down to her task, palming the knife with a strong grip, symbolically thumbing the nose at all mens' grasping and clutching...
nah, Mortman's is better!
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