HELP!!! Teenaged girls who are too good to get their hair wet.

vanity | 7/23/2006 | vanity

[mtbopfuyn]

Help! Teen daughter is having a swim party and the house is being run over by pissy little twits who can't go outside because they might get hot. What?!? Swim?!? Of course not! We just washed our hair and used conditioner and it took sooooo long to dry. Ooooh, did you know my boyfriend said..... Oooooh, I went shopping and I bought this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and....

Egads! Calgon take me away! And they're spending the night!!! It's been an hour and I simply can't take it any more. I seriously wasn't not like this crowd when I was their age. Half, including daughter and the kids who are usually over here, are out having a blast in the water but this other half act like extras in for "Beverly Hills 90210".

Ommmmmmm, ommmmmmmm, ommmmmm. I'm doing this because I love my daughter..... I'm doing this because I love my daughter..... I'm...... I'm going stark raving mad and will never last another 24 hours with these ninnies...... ommmmmm.

Ok, that's it. I'm waking Mr. M to take get the grill started. He always makes lots of stinky smoke, heehee. That'll do wonders for their hair. ;-) (evil laughter)

And I have to make something for the vegetarian because she can't eat burgers. Hello, she's the one who buys pepperoni pizza and picks the pepperonis off. Excuse me, is she saving them to glue together to make a pig again? And she eats eggs because the baby chicks are already dead. See, I told you they're ninnies.

[elli1]

The party is for your daughter & her friends. I'd just turn it over to them, lock up the liquor cabinet and make myself scarce.

[mtbopfuyn]

Yes, we have a dog who's down there enjoying it all. We also have the neighbor's dog who thinks it lives here, but he's not too pleased with any of it.

[PeteB570]

Man, you ain't figured it out yet?

The wife guards the house and supervises the "guests" while you grab the dog and go camping with the guys.

A little male bonding while you sit around the fire and do manly things like drink beer, tell stupid stories, burp and other gross things while you grill cow meat over hot coals.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'd spray them all with the hose...

[BossLady]

So what part of pool party did the girls not understand??? LOL! Are there going to be boys at this party....or a possibility of boys at this party.....except for Mr. M??? If not....then maybe encourage the girls to think of this as girls day out.....no boys....so they can just be themselves....hang out....get a tan.....do facials...talk about boys....whatever.

I remember when I was a young girl....my neighborhood was overrun with boys my own age. My first overnighter we were continuously bothered by them.....hopping the fence...calling....knocking on the door....like dogs in heat. Well....my next party went differently.... my Dad literally put signs on our doors and gates etc that said....NO BOYS ALLOWED.....Signed... Hank The Tank !!! (My dad's name is Hank) No boys ever bothered us again. HAHAH!

The good news is this.....if the vegie girl was for real she would insist on you cooking her burger on a separate grill!!! (I am a lifeling vegie....hahah)

Good luck!

[weegee]

And she eats eggs because the baby chicks are already dead.

Proper justification is it doesn't have a face. As in, "I don't eat anything that has a face". It's as okay to eat eggs as it is to abort the "not a baby" fetus in that worldview.

[HitmanLV]

You think that's bad, check out the perpetual navel gazing and shallow introspection by Australia's greatest export, Emmalina, on Youtube.com!

[PeteB570]

Oops. Wrong gender.

Sorry

[mtbopfuyn]

My 16 year old daughter gives me an earful when I don't try to wipe her out on the wakes when she's kneeboarding

Oh, yeah, I know. Mr. M is taking them out on the boat tomorrow after all the hotdog weekenders leave. So daughter will definitely be wiping out. But, I can see it now, I'll be stuck here with the wimpy princess group who won't want their hair mussed by the wind.

[mtbopfuyn]

Twister? I think we have enough of that already. The only boy in the group has taken it upon himself to monitor the ladder. ;-0

[HairOfTheDog]

Worms don't have a face :~)

[MotleyGirl70]

And I have to make something for the vegetarian because she can't eat burgers.

There's only one cure for that disease!

Ted Nugent camp!

Excuse me, is she saving them to glue together to make a pig again?

Lol!

[mtbopfuyn]

Shhh, don't tell them but daughter dug some worms and has them stored in last week's margarine container. Guess I could accidently move the real margarine to the back of the fridge and the worms to the front. Oh, that's brilliant. Thanks for the idea. I AM going to do it. This is gonna be fun-nieeee!

[martin_fierro]

Get yerself a pretty pool boy (full disclosure: This would not be me).

[mtbopfuyn]

Hubby does real good cannon balls!

[mtbopfuyn]

I know, they'll be grown and we'll be empty nesting far too soon. Tissue, please.

[FReepaholic]

Just put on your Barry Manilow album and they'll race each other to the door.

[patton]

Heeheh. Had a party for about 100 teenagers yesterday - had to make "special rations," for the prissy idiot girls that don't eat beef.

Well, won't do that again. LOL.

[mtbopfuyn]

Worms don't have a face :~)

Hey, you're right! Maybe she'll need a little margarine on her baked potato.

[Millee]

Barry's so misunderstood. ;op