X-Husband's Stuff for Sale (Gotta Love Craig's List)

Craig's List

[Liz]

She was the ultimate screen goddess in that getup---a long distance from being Miss Artichoke.

[martin_fierro]

NUH UH!

Get out!

Small world.

[TommyDale]

"She was the ultimate screen goddess in that getup---a long distance from being Miss Artichoke."

That is one of my favorite pics. True, the "Miss Artichoke" was actually a young Norma Jean Baker. No pictures were found...Maybe someone has one?

[TommyDale]

Here you go...

Norma Jean Baker

[Liz]

No Miss A pics---believe Lawrence Leamer's bio of MM sought to demonstrate her astounding beauty went undiminshed even clad in a cutoff burlap sack.

[Constitution Day]

Too bad he had to rip women who are not smaller than a size 12, as if a size 12 is large. What a jerk!

I see you're drinking one percent. Is that 'cause you think you're fat?
'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

[Liz]

Before and after: chin implant, nose narrowing, electrolysis, hairdresser and makeup man.

[TommyDale]

Beautiful before, beautiful after.

[Toby06]

Yeah that!

[Bigg Red]

Yes, I'm drinking, but it's more like 60 proof. And, yes, I am fat, but, considering that I am 5'9", if I could fit into a size 12 again, I would be quite skinny, not fat.

[Bigg Red]

... if it weren't for those godawful tatoos...

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I despise tatoos. I think they are dirty looking.

[Bigg Red]

He probably thoughtlessly wore a shirt that didn't match what she was wearing or something equally heinous.

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Go back and look at her #2 and #4. I think you would have dumped him, too.

[leilani]

I think they are dirty looking Exactly why I don't like 'em.Eeew.And I do not understand women defacing their skin with them at all. Especially celebrities since tatoos photograph so horribly.

[pax_et_bonum]

Being single sounds pretty good right now.

It is.

She's not as nice as I was....

Good for her.

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[bitt]

thanks, S and A........

[EODGUY]

#6 is great. When I worked narcotics and gangs, a young woman grew tired of her drug dealing husband's "dating" and elected to relocate his personal property from the inside of their home to the front lawn. In the process of the impromptu move, she located a box containing 4 ounces of uncut cocaine. She called me and I recovered the illegal substance from her.

I left my business card with a note written on the back indicating that her soon-to-be ex-husband could call me at his convenience to arrange the return of his cocaine.:)

EODGUY

[Valin]

'Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.'
William Congreve

[Smartass]

:o)

[3catsanadog]

I was thinking the same thing. That was priceless!