You know I have tales that monks in the early days in the desert did such things. I don't know if that is true or not. Probally just anti Catholic stuff since this appears to be two sins being committed in one act. But anyway I suppose this goes a tad far in religious devotion.
To: catholicfreeper
OMG,,,!
Which poor cadet had to 'procure the penis?'
To: catholicfreeper
I think I would find a different way of doing penance.
3 posted on
07/18/2006 9:42:26 PM PDT by
no dems
(www.4condi.com)
To: catholicfreeper
Ouch! When this man starts singing, he'll be singing as high as a bird.
To: catholicfreeper
This would have been an uplifting story if the first four words were followed by --- of Child Molestor.
7 posted on
07/18/2006 9:45:24 PM PDT by
doug from upland
(Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
To: catholicfreeper
The voice of his conscious said, "cut to the quick" but he heard it as "cut off the dick"
Maybe the voice of St. Richard perhaps?
8 posted on
07/18/2006 9:49:08 PM PDT by
tflabo
(Take authority that's ours)
Man cuts off penis, Flowood police sayEuphemism or unusual branch of law enforcement?
To: catholicfreeper; Fast Ed97; Flavius Josephus; GOPRaleigh; GreatOne; highimpact; JRios1968; Leto; ...
Jim Rome ping
FReepmail me to get on or off this Jim Rome pinglist....
"Have a take, don't suck or you'll get run......."
To: catholicfreeper
Um I am not the most educated Catholic but I don't believe that is in the Church teachings.
This is like the second penis cut off story in the past few months.
Poor soul shoulda stuck to weekly Confession not as painful.
To: catholicfreeper
...it was reattached by surgeons.We need a law........ self inflicted detachment should result in hormon treatment and a sex change. This clown is certainly not part of the club anymore!
Women may burn their bra, etc., etc., but you don't hear about any cutting their own boobs off and throwing them around town!
To: catholicfreeper; mikrofon; sully777; Petronski
Man cuts off penis, Flowood police say Flowood? No wood!
To: catholicfreeper; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows
That reminds me...
27 posted on
07/19/2006 12:26:33 AM PDT by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: catholicfreeper
At least he won't be passing on those genes anymore
To: catholicfreeper
32 posted on
07/19/2006 5:58:08 AM PDT by
DungeonMaster
(More and more churches are nada scriptura.)
To: catholicfreeper
He must have taken Mark 9:43 literally.
35 posted on
07/19/2006 8:16:11 AM PDT by
SC DOC
To: catholicfreeper
I think this qualifies for a Darwin reward.
To: catholicfreeper
Cue King Missile's "Detachable Penis."
38 posted on
07/19/2006 8:54:38 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: catholicfreeper; Slings and Arrows
That reminds me of an episode of Jerry Springer....
42 posted on
07/19/2006 11:15:46 AM PDT by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: catholicfreeper
Police are not pursuing any criminal charges against himHe already got his punishment...
49 posted on
07/19/2006 12:45:18 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: WKB; bourbon
MS ping-a-ling-a-ding?????????
To: catholicfreeper
56 posted on
07/19/2006 3:53:31 PM PDT by
csvset
("It was like the hand of G_d slapping down and smashing everything." ~ JDAM strikes Taliban)
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